Zhorn96
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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:
Roach looks like an egg. He’ll look shitty regardless.
I don’t think Roach cares
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1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:
Can you add a frosted flake or a corn flake next to them if they are not solid or gonna be processed?
we would need a loaf of bread emoji for certs
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1 hour ago, stork642 said:
I haven’t been able to quite put my finger on why these make me laugh so hard. I think it’s the picture. I’m sitting here at the Raleigh Durham airport laughing uncontrollably and people are looking at me like I’m fucking nuts. On a side note it’s a good way to clear people out and have nice spot to sit down.
They’re funny because everyone realizes Ketch is 2 beers away from actually posting shit like that. Maybe 1 beer.
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29 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:
All I know is, if either Mrs. Herman or Kendra Scott told me to give em 9 inches and make it hurt... I'd do them 3 times and punch them in face.
wait, is the "miles of meat" comment from the Aggy thread coming full circle?
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Hey, assholes, y’all are getting off topic with this Kendra bullshit.
Also, I wonder if she does weird butt stuff. Asking for a friend.
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The solution is clear... feed some ham to Ketch and when he heads to the shitter, frame him for murder. Problem solved
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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:
That was most certainly not a funny story.
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26 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:
So I'm not worried about the numbers, but it definitely feels like we're in on a lot of dudes on OL. Curious what the priority list is.
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1 hour ago, Beer Drinker said:
WTF are they top 10 in?
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6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:
He’ll probably get more active after dark.
Roach after dark
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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Well, we know how well Russian columns fare in modern warfare. Except in this case, the forces opposing the Russian column are....Russian forces.
An interesting philosophical conundrum: what happens when unlimited idiocy collides with immovable moronity? I mean, I presume it's a lot like the aggy spring game....
So you're saying Wagner is about to go 12-37 for 127 yards with a TD and 3 picks?
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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:
My favorite part about the mailbox guy’s arrivals is not how everyone reacts with batshit crazy angry takes wishing his worthless ass ill will, but more the part where he never reacts. Just keeps posting like nothing’s happened. It’s like watching someone perform a bit. Surly Theatre of the Absurd at its finest.
I have gotten to a point where I yell "You fat bitch" at my computer screen when he shows up. So I got that going for me
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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Isn’t using an axe as a prop for a Stanford edit kind of like using a cattle emasculator as a prop for a Texas edit?
Nah, it’s called the “Stanfurd Axe”. Furd chopped some Cal effigy in 18 something or other and Cal students stole it from them soon after. Rivalry trophy born.
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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:
If you're road tripping around the Deep South, you should definitely stop by Raising Cane's, Zaxby's, and Slim Chickens. Then report back to us which one is best.
Definitely?
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USMNT 2023
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Christ, this is end to end shit
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USMNT 2023
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17 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:New season of Black Mirror just dropped
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10 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
“Tanks are better if you have a lot”— Elon Musk, future Secretary of Defense.
Sun Tzu never mentioned tanks in the Art of War so either he or Elon are idiots. Or both.
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Noice! Suck it, Miami
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