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On 6/2/2023 at 7:14 PM, BigHorn'13 said:
Whatever happened to @coachkiss? Everytime I see Melissa mentioned, I'm expecting him to chime in (assuming he's not getting his wife drunk on Malibu and big red to do butt stuff.)
Oooooooohhhhhh, you need to use big red, not Dr Pepper. No wonder it wasn’t working
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17 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:
That is an exceptionally homely woman.
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19 hours ago, texifornia said:
Is that Jayhawk in prime buttfucking position? And is the Husky doing Prancercise?
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2 hours ago, Woodrow Call said:
Maybe. But it sounds more like sexual harassment.
ding ding ding
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3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
SIAP... Any update on UH offensive linemen?
Heard a report that since their offensive line coach was dismissed, they have lost 7 OL players to the portal...
They lost a starting Guard to Mizzou and backup Tackle to Cal over the weekend. Heard their star Tackle got money whipped to stay. Haven’t heard anything else. Their old OL coach is at Mizzou now.
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Was he an alcoholic before he got to College Station?
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56 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Headed to Cal this weekend. They need a starting quality TE and are willing to pay… I mean provide lucrative NIL opportunities… to the right young man
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Aggie victimization continues?
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2 hours ago, NoName said:
this started off like an A&M opposing fan letter posted at TexAgs.
Or Aggie's version of Penthouse Forum. "I never believed anything like this would happen to me. My aggy sister and brother in law had dinner and drinks one evening with leon and his family in the Cypress area before he headed off for training camp with the 49ers..."
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On 4/27/2023 at 7:51 AM, texifornia said:
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6 hours ago, crash_davis said:
Fuck me.
https://theathletic.com/4447590/2023/04/24/deion-sanders-colorado-footall-transfer-portal/
They have
1 QB
1 RB
3 TE
0 WR
1 DL
65 OL (1 just left)6 LB
1 CB
1 S
0 K/P
It’s what I fantasized TAMUs roster would look like when their exodus started
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On 4/24/2023 at 6:42 PM, GabrielsHorn said:- 15
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Well, that’s useful
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1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:
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I did NOT see that coming
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46 minutes ago, Getafix said:
Aggies offered this guy - a backup QB out of Fresno State.
https://247sports.com/Player/Jaylen-Henderson-46080427/high-school-230042/
Here are the guy's career stats:
'Ol BBH loves the move.
The mods ... are a little more skeptical.
Yes but, his nickname is JMoney so he has to be good.
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9 hours ago, Scholz said:
I was going to say “Michael Dell but he’s too cheap” but thought better of it
I mean, I think I mentioned on here once before but when I was a valet in college, Mikie always tipped a dollar regardless of whether he was bringing his wife or any of his blond, early twenties “nieces” to the restaurant we were working at. So I’m good with people calling him cheap
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13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
No, that was some dumb 20-something chick on Barstool Sports. No one pays Karen to show up, spread her cheeks, and show her hairy butthole for the world to see.
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7 hours ago, texifornia said:
Spoken like a man who's watched a lot of Cal football
A LOT
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11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:
Having 7 guys who can play is a more than most schools have. That’s plenty and we have some really elite talent in that room.
seriously. Most schools are delighted with 2 or 3
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20 hours ago, closetojumping said:
It is hard to fathom the notion that this thread has actually taken a turn for the worse from vagina steaming, but sure enough, here we are, discussing boring ass lawyer shit and Bevo getting his girlfriend fired due to his antics at a Christmas party. Christ.
Also, fuck Baker Botts and all of the big firms like them. It always disheartens me to discover that posters I semi-respect or like are, in fact, giant legal firm robotic shitheels poking their sticks in the wheel of progress for business people time and time again.
Even better, my first job out of UT while I was taking a decade to get my shit together, was to run the mailrooms of a variety of the big firms in downtown Austin. Got some good stories out of it, including possibly the least surprising bit of news ever. “Z, I need you to do all the copies yourself. Highly confidential!” So of course I read the filing… our firm was defending Dennis Rodman for knowingly banging a chick while he had a herpes flare up and she sued him. Well no shit, girl. Dennis Rodman? Herpes? Color me shocked. Made me sad thinking about Carmen Electra though… that poor vagina of hers smh
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Miami Regional Thread
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Now THAT is a porkable booty. Long live South Florida