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Zhorn96

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  1. 3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

    SIAP... Any update on UH offensive linemen?

    Heard a report  that since their offensive line coach was dismissed, they have lost 7 OL players to the portal...

    They lost a starting Guard to Mizzou and backup Tackle to Cal over the weekend. Heard their star Tackle got money whipped to stay.  Haven’t heard anything else. Their old OL coach is at Mizzou now.

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  2. 9 hours ago, Scholz said:

    I was going to say “Michael Dell but he’s too cheap” but thought better of it

    I mean, I think I mentioned on here once before but when I was a valet in college, Mikie always tipped a dollar regardless of whether he was bringing his wife or any of his blond, early twenties “nieces” to the restaurant we were working at.  So I’m good with people calling him cheap

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  3. 20 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    It is hard to fathom the notion that this thread has actually taken a turn for the worse from vagina steaming, but sure enough, here we are, discussing boring ass lawyer shit and Bevo getting his girlfriend fired due to his antics at a Christmas party. Christ. 

    Also, fuck Baker Botts and all of the big firms like them. It always disheartens me to discover that posters I semi-respect or like are, in fact, giant legal firm robotic shitheels poking their sticks in the wheel of progress for business people time and time again.

    Even better, my first job out of UT while I was taking a decade to get my shit together, was to run the mailrooms of a variety of the big firms in downtown Austin.  Got some good stories out of it, including possibly the least surprising bit of news ever.  “Z, I need you to do all the copies yourself.  Highly confidential!” So of course I read the filing… our firm was defending Dennis Rodman for knowingly banging a chick while he had a herpes flare up and she sued him.  Well no shit, girl.  Dennis Rodman?  Herpes?  Color me shocked.  Made me sad thinking about Carmen Electra though… that poor vagina of hers smh 

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