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Bison Tits says “uuuunnnnnnnnhhhhhh”
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7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:
His agent Timmy Sexplant
Jesus, imagine if Timmy Sexplant and Joey Freshwater hit the Dixie Chicken on $2 pint night... much pussy would be slain
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19 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:
How should this be interpreted.
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We need some of Hamm’s Big Dick Energy right about now to bring some sanity to the Jimbo situation
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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:
Thamel says : Kiffin, Elko, Norvell, Lanning, Traylor, Chris Klieman, Kingsbury, and DeBoer.
Please God let it be Kliff. Traylor also sucks, but not a bad list.
If Joey Freshwater moved to BCG after all the shit he has talked about Jimbo Fisher, the comedy would be off the charts
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I feel like multiple posters have gotten dunked on in the past 2 pages
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14 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:
Ok guys, here is what we know so far about @Sandbagging Steve. He's from El Paso, hangs out with Hamm, and is a fan of the Longhorns. Let the doxxing commence!
I'm going to throw a wild guess out there but lets assume his first name is "Steve".
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Scoggin killed like 3 people and conned a bunch of money. He barely qualifies... Hamm though, he has killed the soul of thousands and murdered plenty of pussy (according to Hamm anyway)...
Advantage Aggie
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Maybe it's Taylor Hamm, they just havent found the bodies yet
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28 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:I have met Luicci and Ketch, among others.
I met Taylor Hamm several times at the 7-on-7 State Championships around a decade ago.
IMO, they're all weird, dishonest, underqualified; you name it.
Hamm reminded me of a smarmy little (adult) nerd I knew growing up. I always warned adults about him as a child and they would laugh and say "he's weird but otherwise okay."
He was small in stature, looked a little like Taylor and, although tried to smile and play nice, there was a nervous energy around him. Something always seemed off. He could be a little shy and then show bursts of personality. He was very insecure and loved attention and being associated with the Elite. It was very important to him. I would catch him telling lies about things he accomplished. Embellishments that could be shot down immediately. Like, "You serious, bro?"
The first time I met Taylor Hamm I was immediately reminded of this man many moons ago during my childhood. It hit me instantly.
The appearance.
The persona.
The character traits.
This man went on to achieve his goal of rubbing elbows with the affluent; drinking wines, playing chess and bocce, and acting as an established Gentleman.
It turns out he had a flair for the dramatic; a thing for emotional outbursts behind the scenes. It turns out he would do anything that would help him achieve being an established Gentleman.
Remember in those days there was no internet.
But he became world famous too!
As one of America's most famous serial killers.
I had him pegged all those years ago. Maybe not to that extent, but I knew he was hiding something.
Forty years later, I have some more advice:
Stay away from Taylor Hamm.
And, yes, this is a true story. I really did grow up near a serial killer with a similar appearance, persona, and identical character traits as this weirdo.
did the serial killer also have a huge cock? Cause if not, he's no Taylor Hamm
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9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
Send any pro Palestine idiot over seas so their voices can be heardmisreported. It wasnt a pro-Palestine protest. Was a protest by students of a professor who is accusing another professor of sexual harassment but also admits to keying his car, posting threatening messages online and calling him 10+ times after a court order.
So a he said she said clusterfuck with some psychosis involved
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Ketch got distracted
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:
"Learned this technique at Fish Camp. We were having a few brewskis and an older fella pulled me aside and said 'Rick, you're gonna need to learn this technique if you're gonna be a yell leader. Those all whites are a privilege and if you're gonna wear 'em, you gotta do them proud.' Sounded good to me so I learned to do that a lot over the next 4 years. Best 4 years of my life! Gig 'em!"
-Rick Perry, possibly
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You forgot tourist tips for Charleston or Savannah or wherever the fuck people were jizzing over
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Aggie coach reaction when reviewing Crownover Tennessee game tape- 2
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this infrared imagery proves the fart theory about Aggie fatigue in the 4th quarter. This was a 4th quarter Max Johnson fart and notice how quickly the red dissipates from the gas plume once ejected from Johnson? That’s a weak grain rip… clearly not enough sorghum at play here
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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Long flight to Palo Alto
SEC-ACC matchup. Pride of the southeast at stake
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For fucks sake, they play Samford… how hard could it be?!?
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Here Ketchy ketchy ketchy...HERE KETCH
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Brooks GRINDING!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
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Eh, the shitshow he took over from Sumlin was Colorado/Deion next level rebuild bullshit. Dude can recruit/utilize $ and is extremely innovative offensively. Zona didn’t play defense til this year though