Jeez dude, take 20% off the top there.
This is an overly dramatic, terrible take. So much wrong here. Lamenting that you won’t get to travel to scenic big 12 towns like Lubbock, Ames, Manhattan, or Stillwater? I refuse to believe anyone can argue in good faith that these are better road trips than Nashville, Athens, Baton Rouge or Oxford.
Also, I don’t understand the flying point because it is not like the SEC is more geographically inconvenient than the big 12. Have you ever driven to Lubbock? It’s miserable and takes like 9 hours. Baton Rouge, Fayetville and the Mississippi schools are all closer or comparable distances.
Calling ESPN execs “fascist” is the dumbest, most nonsensical overreaction I’ve seen on this board and that is a high bar. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Finally, zero chance you forego binge drinking during football season. Most unbelievable take in the entire post, honestly.