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William Bludworth

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  1. Was awesome. How can anyone NOT pull for these guys?
  2. Pat McAfee licks Rosie O'Donnell's dick hole dildo as a snack before bedtime. I hate him. He's horrible and annoying. He's slightly funnier than Jimmy Kimmel, who is labeled the most unfunny person on television. Saban is OK. He shows no emotion, except in Vrbo commercials, which are admittedly funny with his dry sense of humor. I wish he would move to Fox. FOX noon kickoff is superior, imo. I do still hold a grudge they replaced Reggie Bush with Mark Ingram, but otherwise I enjoy everyone else. Yes, even Urban. Plus FOX has Joel Klatt, whom I love. Even when we are dripping, soggy asswater, he still loves us. I hope he's really Jesus. I like Brady and Matt. They are too good looking, but worth their salt, too. Dave Portnoy can sit in a bathtub and slit his wrists for all I care. He's useless. ESPN comes off as too serious, and I miss the old Lee Corso from a decade ago. Their panel of Kirk (love his two new golden retrievers, Beau and Peter. Rest in peace, Ben) comes off like he's being held hostage by Hamas and reading from a teleprompter trying to use his dead eyes as Morse code for help. Rece Davis is forgettable. "Stanford Steve" is the worst fucking nickname not named "Booger" McFarland. Desmond Howard is cognitively delayed. We all know this. Also annoying. Chris "The Bear" Fallica is as useful as having seven fingers to try and jerk off with. Move Saban to FOX, kill McAfee, Fallica, and Howard. Herbie and Fowler are good commentators for games, though. Same with Joel Klatt and Gus Johnson for FOX. Thank you for slimming through my TED Talk.
  3. Michigan runners are what I wish we had. Haynes/Marshall are a force of nature.
  4. That's fucking greatness. Hang it in Louve!
  5. Whoa. Fuck off about Theo. That dude comes off the top ropes with some hilarious shit, and his stories are otherworldly. His story about growing up a kid with no arms, but he would get you between his chin and chest still cracks me up.
  6. I think Gud Williams either had a stroke or we just saw early signs of dementia.
  7. Someone point me in the direction of that Dave Portnoy BYU striped sweater. Also, I fucking hate when they pick games and it's ALWAYS like a TD/3pt difference in the games. It's like they don't watch how football works. Don't ever let anyone tell you CTE isn't real. See above on scores for proof.
  8. God damnit, Marcus Freeman. I hate that you are the HC at ND, but damn if I don't like the dude.
  9. Nice. I always have a soft spot for them. They're one of those teams that unless you're UGA, how can you not pull for them (if you aren't part of the conference)?
  10. I'm deciding between this or LSU/Vandy. I think this will be my focus. I'm pulling for GT to make the CFP this year I would take mid over NFL games. Plus, as I said above, I like GT and am pulling for them.
  11. The early game slate is mid, and that's me being optimistic
  12. I think a Hoosier is someone who throws chairs.
  13. Chimpanzees, please learn trigonometry and English tomorrow.
  14. For whatever reason, when I typed in #4 in my phone after his fouth, it just froze. Thanks, T-Mobile!
  15. Lulz. Pick #3 in the books. The ghost of Mateer has possessed Beck
  16. Is this the same officiating as the UGA/AUB game?
  17. Of course a flag. Lol k.
  18. Please God, let Miami lose to unranked Louisville. Just hold on to your butts
  19. You guys have Justice Haynes. Be happy.
  20. It's a waste of good tortillas is what it is.
  21. Honestly, it's really mostly on the o-line. Bendenbaugh needs to retire. He's way past his prime, and BV, much like late stage Mack, can't see the forest for the trees, so it's killing the entire offense in general. It starts with the o-line, and I don't even know if Mateer can compete in this league. He got absolutely wrecked, albeit by an elite unit, but he was basically giving away free INT's, too. He was making his WR's turn into DB's from the second quarter on. I don't know much about Ott, but I did remember thinking it was not a solid pickup, even though everyone in the media was pumping him up like he was Justice Haynes or some shit. Just taking a look at Murray's recruiting and development proves he was not a good fit. Ou HAS to fire both Murray and Bendenbaugh if they want to have any success in this league. They are both terrible (prime Bendenbaugh was great). Murray flat out sucks. Taylor Tatum is as gone as Ced Baxter.
  22. Wait, Ole Miss/UGA is at 2:30. I'll see myself out.
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