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MH BEVO

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  1. This is a prime opportunity for us to try our hand at aggy propaganda: Last week vs. Florida was the flu. This week vs. Auburn is lingering flu issues. Next week vs UMASS will be “getting the depth chart experience to figure out depth for next year” Final week vs LSU will be “Candi is in midwinter form and the players are dehydrated” Then just don’t acknowledge the portal when it gets busy.
  2. GP’s about to go Old Testament on that ass. Citing Ezekiel 25:17 and everything
  3. UMASS LOOMS LARGE
  4. If he’s half the teammate that Rojo is then fucking take. If he’s not quite good enough on Saturday’s in the fall but pushes us in the winter/spring/summer then worth it.
  5. Are they recovering from the flu?
  6. And Billy just found his #1 for the top44. He’s probably better than Arch.
  7. It’d be a lot cooler if he did.
  8. That poor guy that took a look at everything and thought: “2023 is a 10 win with NY6 and 2024 is CFP.” All they need to do is find an OC, install the new system, rebuild oline, get CW up to speed as a true sophomore, and find a way to replace the production of Achane/Smith/Stewart(?).
  9. Old Army is confused about what could be so weird with a hard R.
  10. “Howdy fellow Horn, My name is MH BEVO, Class ‘14. My friend CDC has reached out for our help. As you know 90 miles East of us there is a sleeping giant in the Fightin’ Texas Aggies. We need you to be a member of our team, a 12th man if you will, and make slanderous posts to aid our recruiting efforts. Your posts will help offset the inherent advantage Texas A&M has with their pride and traditions. Only then can we have hope against the juggernaut that Coach Fischer is building. Thanks and Hook’em -MHB P.S. Defiantly don’t screen shot and send this to an A&M Twitter account.”
  11. What if he ultimately decides to stay? Probably not best to let rumors run wild. No matter what he decides it’s best to look invested until the season is over.
  12. This is a classic CYA.
  13. Any chance that Hill is starting to wonder if his checks will actually clear?
  14. They would be devastated if they found out the sheep only love them as long as the food keeps coming.
  15. Not many strip clubs in collie station. It’s a confusing concept for them.
  16. The whole thing is a proposition tho
  17. From the office shitter in New Braunfels (see you degens at Wurstfest in 2 weeks) TEXAS!
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