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Longboard Horn

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  1. Sweat will still get picked up by a team, but their higher ups will be watching him like a hawk
  2. LOL ole bag o' dicks Stoops is 0-2. The Battlehawks have had his number. Even going back to the 2020 season opener when they played Stoops and the Renegades were something like a 9 point favorite and lost!
  3. DC hasn't lost at home since the XFL returned in 2020
  4. Round Up Saloon sure has gotten ratchet
  5. Speaking of aggy and bars, a few years ago I was in a bar in Deep Ellum that was full of aggy grads and students. It's obvious this is a true aggy bar. We start talking about the aggy corps and I go all Randolph Duke like on them with facts about how it's not a military school, it's a fake army and most of those douchebags never serve a day in armed forces. One girl gets upset about it since her dad and grandpa were in the corps. Her 2% boyfriend explains to me why she's upset as she goes to bitch about it to her cousin and his friends. They come over and confront me and I tell them how the truth hurts and they're all truly angry that they receive rejection letters from UT. One of them threatens to take it outside and fight me and I respond with "you're literally wanting to fight over nothing." I come back from the bathroom and one of my friends(who is a bartender there) escorts me out the back door because apparently when I stepped away those baby back butt hurt bitches were planning to beat my ass in the bar or jump me as soon as I left. Talk about getting all riled up over nothing. I laughed it off as I was leaving.
  6. I guess the saying is true... C's get degrees
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