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  1. 6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    I agree with all of this and it hits on the point I was criticized for. The human population of Wyoming is 580,000 (half that of Travis County in a much, much larger area), and most of that population lives in the eastern part of the state in places like Cheyenne, Laramie, Casper, etc.

    How much culling is really needed in a vast, unpopulated area like western Wyoming? I assume most ranchers are armed, and I have absolutely zero issues on the self-defense argument.

    So what if they kill a few cows each year? Just set up a fund to compensate ranchers at a fair market rate for any of their losses and an ecological equilibrium will eventually be achieved.

    The State of Wyoming already pays ranchers for livestock depredated by large carnivores.  

  2. 3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

    Some asshole down near Uvalde killed a black bear a couple years ago, that had wandered back north from Mexico because of the drought.  

    Pretty sure that was in Quemado between Eagle Pass and Del Rio.  Black bear was in an irrigated pecan orchard.  Some dipshit local saw him up in a tree and put a window in the bear with his 30-30.  Dipshit took to calling his hermanos, tios and errbody he could think of to come admire it.  TPWD caught wind of it and went to investigate. 

    The festive mood changed when TPWD arrested the shooter, impounded all his shit and the held him until the feds showed up.  

    TPWD called a friend of mine that hunted just down the way and asked if they could store some evidence in their cold storage at their camp.  TPWD and the feds showed up with a really heavy body bag and shonuff that black bear was inside.  

    The shooter was in a heap of problemas. 

  3. 23 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    We do really dumb shit sometimes just to make it interesting.

    Watch as we elect a complete fucking moron President and come out barely unscathed.

    We’re spoiled bastards.

    And follow that up by electing Trump.  

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  4. 1 minute ago, Reagan1k said:

    Buddy of mine took a shit out the side of a duck blind but didn't account for the wader effect.  His dump got caught in the folds and when he pulled his waders up it started between his shoulder blades and ran down his back.  It was really cold so you couldn't smell much with frozen noses. 

    We always kept our waders on until we got to a quick-stop for breakfast and coffee.  Once we warmed up in the truck it was unbearable and he figured out what happened.  We made him ride in the bed of the truck back to town.  

    Is your buddy's name Eddie?

  5. 10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

    The photocopier at work had a sign on it for weeks that said: "Please don't make large numbers of copies at once. The machine overheats and jams if you do."

    I placed a sign that said "A ten dollar fan blowing on the back of the copier would probably fix this problem."

    Nothing was done. Time passes. I eventually buy and place a cheap desk fan behind the copier. Problem solved. Worked like a well oiled machine. Not a single jam for weeks.

    Then one day we get a new photocopier. I asked the secretary about the fan. "Oh, was that your fan? We threw it away. Why did you put it behind the photocopier?" For a second I thought I was being trolled, but she was serious.

    McGuyver has always been underappreciated for his works.  You are, too.

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  6. 1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

    Chucklefuck drivers who enter the freeway to avoid the light at an intersection as I am trying to exit. They sit in that lane and I am expecting them to merge into traffic. Fuck you.

    Porpoising is a scourge 

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