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StrippersAndNobelPrizes

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  1. Yes. Am 100% convinced Jimbo is trying to pull a Costanza and get fired. He looks absolutely miserable and everyone hates him. Wildly amusing to see a coach who hates his fanbase and fanbase hates him. This is great theater! Even Lucci going anti-Jimbo. He will burn it down on the way out. Lawyers on both sides are looking for their quickest/most $$ (Jimbo) - least $$ (aggy) way out. It is aggy and will end in the most aggy way possible. Rinse. Repeat. It's good for your hair but don't drink it. Give new coach trophy - 20__ Champions - just fill in the blanks.
  2. Yep - over $7 million for just this year. Throw in a couple extra years they probably guaranteed and they are over 1/10th of a BILLION $ to get rid of these clowns. Astounding! But hey, not every coaching staff can be 23.5 point underdogs this week. You gotta pay to get that kind of quality. 🤣
  3. Assuming he wouldn't earn any of the following bonuses (and the un-likelyhood based on laughing faces): $100,000 SEC Championship/$200,000 Winning SEC Championship 🤣🤣🤣 $300,000 for appearing in the CFP/$500,000 appearing in title game/$1,000,000 winning national title game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 $50,000 SEC Coach of the year/$100,000 national coach of the year🤣🤣 Right around $89,700,000 if fired this week. Looks like they have to pay 25% within 60 days and the rest starting 120 days after that in annual installments through 2031. Pretty sure if that buyout rumor is true, the "businessmen" ran out of fingers and toes to count on and have no idea what they are getting into, since no way they paying this:
  4. aggy has now created a 6th stage of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, grief, acceptance, F-it hire the devil himself. 🤣 TexasAggie81 In reply to SEC Champs • 9:41a SEC Champs said: Anybody? Would you hire Art Briles? Yes. In a heartbeat. Just like so many other colleges and universities that have hired "second chance" coaches and done well with them ... as long as they behave. I believe in second chances and opportunities for redemption.
  5. If I’m the AD, I’m hiring Lizzo to sing “Take yo ass home, Country Roads!”. KThanksBye!
  6. Awesome! He literally throws every position under the bus!
  7. Jimbo right now going full Costanza:
  8. This:
  9. In a recent interview with Ally Osborne of WDTV5 in Bridgeport, Fisher left the door open to potentially one day lead the Mountaineers. "You never say never in this business and home is home. West Virginia is always dear to my heart. I love them and I've always rooted for them my whole life. You never say never in this business where it takes you. I'm happy where I'm at and I love where I'm at but home is home." https://www.si.com/college/westvirginia/football/jimbo-fisher-to-wvu-never-say-never-home-is-home#:~:text="You never say never in,for them my whole life. If I'm stupid enough to give a coach two guaranteed 10 year contracts for almost 1/10th of a billion $$, and he basically says he would rather coach somewhere else, I am walking his ass out right now - of course aggy is stupid enough to guarantee that $$, so they can't afford to do that. I really think he wants to get fired so he can collect $90 million AND go back home to Country Roads.
  10. I am fully convinced Jimbo is pulling a Costanza and trying to get fired so he can go back to Deliverance-Land. Would you rather spend 8-9 years in purgatory (Collie Station) with everyone hating you, or would you rather get fired, collect $90 million right away, and go back to your dream job? That is a no-brainer IMO. He is even on record stating he wants to GTFO. Ha!
  11. Just hearing Jimbo talk in his high pitched, fast talking, everything coming out of my mouth is complete bullshit, let me throw everyone under the bus, it wasn't my scheme it was the players/execution, the only reason you can see me behind the podium is because I am standing on 3 phonebooks, I would rather be coaching in Deliverance territory - style, makes me want to punch him in the face. Had to get that off my chest. Proceed......
  12. Hurt his throwing thumb.
  13. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Don't Care, Got Jimbo. In Jimbo We Trust. Jimbo Knows. Jimbo for the Winbo. All aggy crap you can buy online for prices. Anyone going by the name of Jimbo who is > 2 years old. Priceless! (and probably IQ < 60).
  14. Thanks! D looking good so was hoping something may have changed.
  15. They are showing Patterson on the sideline and it looks like he is involved with the play calling. Has he been on the sideline for any other game?
  16. TexAgs - Comedy Gold, Jerry, Gold. Trying to confirm is this is a real quote. So hope it is: Press to Leach: "Why the success vs TAMU?" 2,493 Views | 21 Replies | Last: 6 min ago by Skillet Shot Agsrback12 6:44p Leach: scratching head "not really sure, I've not really had to do much. They always line up in 3 man fronts and also give away what they are going to do. So truthfully, they have just handed it to me time and time again"
  17. Glorious from TexAgs - and they have this clown locked up for 8-9 yrs at $90 million: JohnLA762 6:19p AG I don't think Scott Frost could be this bad…
  18. Hmm, score looks similar to another game last year. Think Frog goes Turtle Tom/PK/Sark and blows this one?????? TD 6:41 Jared Wiley 2 Yd pass from Casey Thompson (Cameron Dicker Kick) 3 plays, 55 yards, 1:29 17 35
  19. Yep - proven formula for beating Texas. Step 1 - put in backup QB. Step 3 Profit.
  20. I actually had to write it down after he said it I was so surprised.
  21. Point: Sark: "For the most part we blocked pretty well in the run game" Counterpoint: Modern Analytics and Common Sense: Take away the two long runs of 40 and 22, rush stats were 28 rushes for 87 yards (3.1 yds/carry). RJ averaged 1.7 yds/carry on 9 carries. Every Wildcat play. You did not.
  22. This is what worries me in the new wild west of NIL/Transfer (Free Agency) that CFB has become. Nothing stopping anyone from G(ing)TFO these days.
  23. Holy crap that is pathetic, and worse conference record than Chollie! JFC (or JFKFC) whichever is most appropriate in this case.
  24. Unfortunately I had to live McWilliams 2-8 (Last 7 games of 1988/1st 3 games of 1989). But yes it has been a while and never thought I would have to even remotely compare to those days. This one of the worst (there were so many to choose from though!). Announced attendance was 49,000 (out of 77,800) which means there were realistically 30,000-40,00 empty seats. God that was depressing. At least we had the strippers to entertain us! Baylor (5-6,4-4) vs. Texas (5-5,4-3) Date: Nov 25, 1989 Site: Austin, Texas Stadium: Memorial Stadium Attendance: 49081 Score by Quarters 1 2 3 4 Score ----------------- -- -- -- -- ----- Baylor.............. 10 7 26 7 - 50 Texas............... 0 0 0 7 - 7
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