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StrippersAndNobelPrizes

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  1. LULZ at Michigan Lawyers. They demanded a temporary restraining order and Jim bowing all up in public that you are innocent until proven guilty and that he can’t wait to testify …… and THEN realized that is a court action that would make all testimony under oath (lying = perjury now 😳🤯😱) and make all testimony public. 🤣 They accepted that 3 game suspension as quickly as they could to keep from doing that. They got played by the NCAA attorneys like a friggin violin, or as Big Daddy Kane so elegantly stated (and later to be sampled in the epic Beastie Boys song Hey Fuck You)….
  2. Nephew who is friends with several current aggy players says they all hated Jimbo and that they are ecstatic he is gone. Color me shocked 🤣🤘🏻.
  3. Interesting - JFF picking the coach. So they’re replacing Jimbo with an 8 ball and half a bottle of Jack. Did not have that on my bingo card.
  4. So in other words, 84 years of running out of game clock. Brilliant 84 years of the BQ’s winning halftime baby! The ones that can play their instruments, that is. 🤣🤘🏻
  5. ^ This. What moron (since coaches NEVER have egos) is going to want to come to the college equivalent of the Guyana People’s Temple, surrounded by delusional nut jobs, reports to a fucktard, tries to convince himself this is a “top 5 job”, and gets to cash checks knowing he gets paid less to deal with this shit than Bilbo gets to sit on his ass and do absolutely fuck all? And then there’s this
  6. Look at the lower right 🤣🤣 👀
  7. Assuming the camera is on the blimp or moon since zoomed out to the max.
  8. Just in case The Surl has any NIL money left, this could be a good investment. Who’s with me?
  9. Gaining more traction
  10. Let’s not overreact. There are THREE whole teams whose opponents have fewer penalty yards against them. 🖕🏻 these corrupt idiot refs! https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/opponent-penalty-yards-per-game Interestingly enough, aggy leads the nation in opponents penalties against and they still suck. So what does this mean for our game next year?
  11. Just chiming in to say fuck these refs, fuck the Big 12, fuck Yomark. Enjoy irrelevancy next year you corrupt fucktards.🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Great win! Carry on!
  12. Not to mention NO mention of the Yood pedo scandal and NO mention of the ongoing FBI investigation. Sign stealing may be the least of their infractions🤣.
  13. There actually is one there. Not sure about the best selling taco but can check….
  14. Ha! There is an epic story that forever memorialized the line “for four dollars and a wig I’ll do anything you want, too” from back in the day that spawned from that exact situation for some poor chap we knew. Man I miss good old East Austin.
  15. So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing.
  16. What the living hell? He’s never EVER canned a coordinator or seen a coordinator canned? Is Iowa some bizarro universe where nepotism is legally required and nobody gets canned no matter how bad you are? "I've been here 34 years now, two different times, and I've never witnessed a coordinator being relieved of his duties," Kirk Ferentz, an Iowa assistant from 1981 to 1989, told ESPN in August.
  17. Manziel’s ¢Bar¢ not letting the wheelchair crowd in. aggy, never stop being you! And may I add, what a lit crowd hanging out at the ¢Bar¢. 🤣 https://www.kcentv.com/video/news/local/johnny-manziels-money-bar-officially-opens/500-3bfc6a5e-33c3-4b26-bc31-4d8ee8c6a3b3
  18. Hear from the nephew his family really is committed to him not playing this year and red shirting so as to not rush him and put him in before he is ready - not sure what they think about this now, though. Heard MM was going to Utah next year, but the QE injury could change things and now getting to see MM actually play may change their mind. There is so much BS in recruiting and the portal who knows.
  19. Absolute genius decision by Blinkin to go for 2 twice late and miss in a game he lost by 2 points. What a dipshit!
  20. Everything I have heard is no. Only if MM gets injured.
  21. Got a nephew in the HS QB “biz” (so to speak). Word is that Malik is going to Utah and was paid to stay this year as QB2 while Arch gets up to speed and QE gone. Take that FWIW, YMMV, etc.
  22. This. These dipshits understand nothing about geometry and needing an absolute perpendicular unobstructed view to be able to determine anything, but hey, don’t let that stop these idiots from bitching!
  23. Legend! Invited to TexAgs HQ to fight Looch in 3..2..1...
  24. So we can return our team for store credit or exchange for new team.🤣
  25. And Rooster Andrews, yo! 🤘🏻
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