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  1. Ha! There is an epic story that forever memorialized the line “for four dollars and a wig I’ll do anything you want, too” from back in the day that spawned from that exact situation for some poor chap we knew. Man I miss good old East Austin.
  2. So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing.
  3. What the living hell? He’s never EVER canned a coordinator or seen a coordinator canned? Is Iowa some bizarro universe where nepotism is legally required and nobody gets canned no matter how bad you are? "I've been here 34 years now, two different times, and I've never witnessed a coordinator being relieved of his duties," Kirk Ferentz, an Iowa assistant from 1981 to 1989, told ESPN in August.
  4. Manziel’s ¢Bar¢ not letting the wheelchair crowd in. aggy, never stop being you! And may I add, what a lit crowd hanging out at the ¢Bar¢. 🤣 https://www.kcentv.com/video/news/local/johnny-manziels-money-bar-officially-opens/500-3bfc6a5e-33c3-4b26-bc31-4d8ee8c6a3b3
  5. Hear from the nephew his family really is committed to him not playing this year and red shirting so as to not rush him and put him in before he is ready - not sure what they think about this now, though. Heard MM was going to Utah next year, but the QE injury could change things and now getting to see MM actually play may change their mind. There is so much BS in recruiting and the portal who knows.
  6. Absolute genius decision by Blinkin to go for 2 twice late and miss in a game he lost by 2 points. What a dipshit!
  7. Got a nephew in the HS QB “biz” (so to speak). Word is that Malik is going to Utah and was paid to stay this year as QB2 while Arch gets up to speed and QE gone. Take that FWIW, YMMV, etc.
  8. This. These dipshits understand nothing about geometry and needing an absolute perpendicular unobstructed view to be able to determine anything, but hey, don’t let that stop these idiots from bitching!
  9. Legend! Invited to TexAgs HQ to fight Looch in 3..2..1...
  10. So we can return our team for store credit or exchange for new team.🤣
  11. And Rooster Andrews, yo! 🤘🏻
  12. Just stopping by to say: 1. Fuck Bob Cole and his bullshit faux cheerleader schtick! 2. Fuck playing shit between EVERY single fucking play at 120 dB! 3. Pearl Jam tore the fucking roof off the Moody Center! God Bless Eddie Vedder! Hook ‘em and fuck the Big 12! Let’s win it all and have fuckface hand us the Big 12 trophy at the end of the season!
  13. This is sublimely brilliant on so many levels! Respec!!🤘🏻
  14. So (Zig) Zags got smoked, you could say...
  15. Oh, aggy maze. So this basically….
  16. “Breathing” exercises 🤣Just when you think he can’t get any more incompetent….
  17. Shaka still gon Shaka. Fraud still can’t live up to his seed and gets “upset” (not really) again.
  18. Ha! There’s a reason that even their school color is a euphemism for stupid!🤣
  19. Brock led or tied for the team lead in: Offensive Rebounds Total Rebounds Assists Steals Baller!
  20. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The last time aggy got involved in physics they helped propagate arguably the biggest scientific fraud of the 20th century. This will end well. 🤣🤣😌 From 8 May, only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat. In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.
  21. “Developer John Goff calls the project “the most significant thing for the city in the last 100 years.” Fort Worth Mayor Mattie Parker predicts it is “an opportunity that will pay dividends for generations.” The National Cowgirl Museum begs to differ (double entendre NOT a coincidence) 😉
  22. More support for the working hypothesis that The Broyles Award is the kiss of death: Miami has fired Josh Gattis as offensive coordinator after one season, coach Mario Cristobal announced Friday. When Gattis was hired a year ago from Michigan, the move was widely applauded. Gattis had just won the Broyles Award as the top assistant coach in the country after helping the Wolverines make the College Football Playoff with a balanced offensive approach. But in his lone season in Miami, the results were not what was expected. Returning quarterback Tyler Van Dyke struggled in the new scheme even before he missed three games with a shoulder injury, throwing for 1,844 yards, 10 touchdowns and five interceptions -- a far cry from the 25 touchdowns he threw in 2021. Miami ranked No. 86 in the nation in total offense, averaging 367.1 yards. That was down from a top-20 offense in 2021 that averaged 448.8 yards. Compounding the issues was an inability to run the ball, as the Hurricanes averaged 3.7 yards per carry.
  23. Is it me or does the Broyles Award seem to be a bit of a Madden Cover/ SI Cover jinx? You have Kirby Smart who has gone on to great success. A couple of others of note, but seems to be a lot of Former… in the titles, and the guys winning them usually aren’t 70 years old. Based on this list, not sure I’m backing up the Brinks truck to hire the latest winner. 2001 Randy Shannon Miami (FL) Current co-defensive coordinator of Florida State, Former defensive coordinator at UCF, former head coach at Miami (FL), former interim head coach at Florida 2002 Norm Chow Southern California Most recently offensive coordinator of the XFL's Los Angeles Wildcats, former head coach at Hawaii 2003 Brian VanGorder Georgia Former head coach at Georgia Southern 2004 Gene Chizik Auburn Former head coach at Iowa State and Auburn 2005 Greg Davis Texas Former head coach at Tulane 2006 Bud Foster Virginia Tech Former associate head coach, linebackers coach, and defensive coordinator at Virginia Tech 2007 Jim Heacock Ohio State Former head coach at Illinois State 2008 Kevin Wilson Oklahoma Current head coach at Tulsa, former head coach at Indiana 2009 Kirby Smart Alabama Current head coach at Georgia 2010 Gus Malzahn Auburn Current head coach at UCF and former head coach at Auburn 2011 John Chavis LSU Former defensive coordinator and linebackers coach at Arkansas; former defensive coordinator at Tennessee and Texas A&M 2012 Bob Diaco Notre Dame Former head coach at Connecticut 2013 Pat Narduzzi Michigan State Current head coach at Pittsburgh 2014 Tom Herman Ohio State Current head coach at Florida Atlantic, former head coach at Houston and Texas 2015 Lincoln Riley Oklahoma Current head coach at USC 2016 Brent Venables Clemson Current head coach at Oklahoma 2017 Tony Elliott Clemson Current head coach at Virginia 2018 Mike Locksley Alabama Current head coach at Maryland, former head coach at New Mexico, former interim head coach at Maryland 2019 Joe Brady LSU Former offensive coordinator of the NFL's Carolina Panthers 2020 Steve Sarkisian Alabama Current head coach at Texas, former head coach at Washington and USC, former offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach at Alabama 2021 Josh Gattis Michigan Current offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach at Miami 2022 Garrett Riley TCU
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