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Doctor of Neighborhood

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  1. Yes, “kids need discipline.” And “a strong male to help them understand.” Luckily, Jimbo has a solid track record at fostering solid citizens …
  2. I want to clear the air. Sometimes, I wear socks - something many others do for warmth, to reduce friction with their footwear, or for flair. I know it was selfish and divisive. I apologize to my teammates and look forward to getting back out there.
  3. Ok, so the topic on the texags forum was “Describe the Auburn game in two words …”. (Well, really it was “Describe the Auburn game in two word …” but it’s aggy so I mentally translated it sans irony. This guy summarizes the delicious agony …
  4. Oh, it happened alright https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tamu-football/watch-texas-awards-jimbo-fisher-trophy-hypothetical-future-national-championship/
  5. Hadn’t been tracking that aggy saved the SEC, but now I know.
  6. aggy down 10 in the first three minutes with USCe driving inside the 30 after another fumble aggy tears are the salve that balms nearly any wound
  7. As a local practitioner, I must caution that a monkey can have a nasty bite. Secure your children!
  8. What the recruits see is that you’re ahead of schedule to get to 8-4. Advantage: aggy.
  9. Even if they’re eligible, no guaranty they actually show for the contest.
  10. This is why there is not now, nor has there ever been, anything to fear from aggy. Five years in and he wouldn’t trade Jimbo for any other corch out there. I guess I won’t be invited. Clickety clack, clickety clack …
  11. I predict halftime wins for aggy for every week, even the open date. band talk vibe maintained
  12. … especially if the guy said he was coming from Wake Forest.
  13. Yes, yes, yes … but how old was Queen Elizabeth the last time aggy beat App State?
  14. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/lsu-football/brian-kelly-delivers-hilariously-awkward-dancing-recruit-video-as-fans-and-media-react/ there was no sign this was coming
  15. Just me, or does he look like 12-year-old inside a man’s helmet?
  16. The sammiches alone are their own mini comedy.
  17. This sentence works on a lot of levels. I am pleased.
  18. Sort of reminds me of Iraq. Horizon always looked greener than the ground actually was. Unfinished construction projects everywhere you looked. It’s just missing goats that survive purely off garbage and dirt.
  19. That’s because they are jilted lovers. I’m surprised that others are surprised at the butt-hurt. @JFKFC penned a greatly underrated analogy a few pages back, characterizing a fading party girl who guys are no longer interested in as “the Iowa State of love.” The Left-Behind of the 12 are all that fading party girl. It’s perfect - and she is clearly jilted.
  20. Might need to check your work there … I think you just defended Rutgers.
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