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Doctor of Neighborhood

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  1. Lulz. I am but a simple doctor of neighborhood. I don’t use the Twitter machine. But I am highly satisfied you did.
  2. Watching LSU with only 38 scholly players get hammered by K State. But they showed up. I love that aggy just throws their hands up in the air and says, “There’s just no way. I mean, it’d be dangerous!” No, aggy, it would be a legitimate ass-whooping. Maybe even a little embarrassing. But honorable as far as ass-whoopings go. Quitting nine days out is in its own class of stupid delusion.
  3. The bearded guys. One is delighted at nothing, when no one else is. And the other is intently focused on his nachos. Mmmm, nachos.
  4. Sort of agree here. I mean, ESPN has reinforced and amplified that only a small minority of teams are worthy of playing big-boy cfb, and that most of those are in the SEC-SEC-SEC. I think a wider playoff format with conference champions and the best “others” might even things out eventually. But you are spot on about some of the unprecedented greatness we are seeing currently. It’s been sustained, so we lose perspective of what Corch Saban or Tom Brady are doing (and have done for many years now). They are freaks, and if they mated it might be like the whole ring of fire in the Pacific erupting at once. Would end life as we know it, kill us all. Seas would rise, skies would cloud with ash, the climate would cool. Ice ages and stuff. But eventually a new world would emerge. Probably with dinosaurs. That is the level of GOATness we’re dealing with here. Marvel in it, and hide from the t-rexes.
  5. These takes are shaking my world view. Are you telling me that Bob Stoops isn’t a foe of democracy and doesn’t eat babies in the basement of Ping Pong Pizza with Hillary? I haz confuse.
  6. Without the ridiculous volleyball fail by Purdy, this game could be tied already. All he had to do was let it fall at his feet. Now, he’ll probably drive it 85 yards and throw a pick in the end zone.
  7. Important reminder: No matter how ripe this creature looks for a holiday high five, do not attempt without the express permission of the Pole Assassin. Merry Christmas
  8. Ok, ok. I sense I am out of my depth and my reputation could be damaged. I forfeit.
  9. I, Sir, protest your logic. Witness: Jimbo’s ridonculous contract and in-process championship trophy the UCLA drum major moment the tackle box Kroger monstrosity the public labeling and permanent display of clear second-place division finishes as “championships” a hall of champions packed with football hopes and little else fancy milkmen 8-4feit undefeated at half-time D-figs and, finally, Looch Respectfully, I would argue each of these (and likely many more I cannot recall at this hour) is either football-specific or could not have reached peak lunacy without aggy football delusions. I say this with zero knowledge of aggy baseball and yet remain marginally confident that I might win this battle of wits.
  10. Play army that doesn’t fight has infected the football team which now won’t play. But uniforms! Uniforms for everybody!
  11. It’s almost as if the 12th Man was a myth created for a pliable, unquestioning flock that was never anticipated to be tested as an actual measure of collective fortitude. But keep grabbing your nuts, my dudes. Just squeeze harder and it might turn out that WF forfeits.
  12. They got my cancellation. Switched to Hulu Live and now am getting nearly everything I had on YTTV plus the basic Hulu we already subscribed to for the same price I was getting YTTV for. Confused yet? Me, too. Hulu interface is still suboptimal but I’m peeved enough I had to switch that I’m not switching back anytime soon.
  13. Just dumped YTTV and did the Hulu Live + whatever whatever bundle. This has forced the DoN family to actually understand how many different services we’re paying for, and the results are not pretty. Going to be some teenage daughters on the warpath when they figure out the old basic Hulu subscription doesn’t work and their profiles have been wiped entirely. Purely a business decision, ladies. Deal. Not a fan of the Hulu Live interface, but when you look for ESPN, it’s actually there. Hulu ftw.
  14. Great opportunity to jump right back in as head football corch at Bishop Sycamore. Plus, they’re sorta based in Ohio. It’s a feelgood redemption story waiting to happen.
  15. Glorious. Would have liked to seen a Scene 2 with a child receiving medical attention from a Doctor of Neighborhood, but you can’t have it all.
  16. That, sir, is badass. Though there is probably only one thing worse than sitting on a slow-moving troop transport headed into action - that’s being the one guy in headphones who knows what’s coming at that slow moving transport headed into action. Salute to your pops.
  17. Both doing God’s work. But this neighborhood is Navy. Go Navy, Beat Army.
  18. Didn’t Rhule come close to taking the Oregon job before he became the head corch at Baylor? Is Rhule still shopping himself to the college ranks after the earlier OU rumors?
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