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Gatorubet

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  1. I have a hunch that most of the smell is coming from his full diaper. Not that he isn’t farting, but most of the time he is sharting in his full diaper.

    Trump might be complaining about the cold, but the cold is the only thing keeping his diaper fumes from the third row

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  2. 1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

    clearly heartfelt nice stuff 

    Very much appreciated, but not accepted because not needed Horn Dog.   Like I said, it was the perfect storm of friends’ medical events and possibly two too many old fashioneds.

    It would take a nanosecond reviewing my posting to find numerous snarky posts equal or worse than my faulty perception of your post - and while I am a Surly asshole - I hope I’m not a hypocrite. All good buddy. Sorry for the drama.  Move to Derka goodbye thread. 

     

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  3. 2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

    Eh. Clunky joke, but not a felony. The real knee-slapper is that everybody gets to deal with their own personal cancer, unless they croak of something else first.

    …said the non-lawyer/judge.  I recently lost a lost school classmate to pancreatic cancer and my law school Buddy now-employer was just diagnosed with some rare type of lymphatic cancer.  So he caught me at a weak moment wishing cancer on lawyers. I was thinking of them more than my stage three self.

    I totally agree with your assessment about the joke as entirely permissible on Surly - but I feel like you are trying to take away my constitutional right to post stupid while really drunk.

     

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  4. 7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    That don't even rhyme.

    Booooooooo

    The spring Trump trial brings

    like cherry blossoms dead rot

    foul covfefe gas 

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  5. 55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

    He’s scared:

    “….As further evidence, movers assert that as Trump has lived in New York for most of his life, New Yorkers know Trump.   It is extremely unlikely that anyone actually knowing Trump would have a favorable opinion of him, rendering this venue too filled with potential prejudiced jurors for Mr. Trump to obtain a fair trial.”

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  6. 4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    Nice compact swing using the hips to generate force.  

    Someone should get props for teaching her proper technique.  Kudos.

    if she is 18, I have impure thoughts about her, but of course if she’s not, I don’t.

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  7. 1 minute ago, Goredho said:

    I knew it was going to be a popular take.  I think there are a shit ton of people in this country that are a dangerous combination of A) stupid and B) irrationally distrustful of things like the federal government, science, medicine and education.  They were both consumers and purveyors of disinformation related to the pandemic and they are who made the pandemic what it was in this country.  They are who filled the covid death stat sheet for the US.  They were going to be stupid, distrustful and not follow guidelines and mandates regardless of who was elected in 2016.  Do you all honestly think Joe Dirt would have happily practiced social distancing, masked up when out and taken the vaccine like a good citizen if Hilary Clinton or Joe Biden was in the White House being all Presidential and shit?  Fuck no.

    Has the Republican party done a lot to ensure we have an unhealthy population of manipulatable idiots that are irrationally distrustful of societal institutions like government, science, health care and education?  Absolutely.  But Donald Trump wasn't involved with the Republican Party before 2015 or so and the post I responded to stated Donald Trump should be held criminally liable for covid deaths in the US.  I still completely disagree.  January 6th, yes.  Georgia vote manufacturing pressure, yes.  Covid deaths, no.

    “ It’s just sort of like the flu and will be gone by summer” - Doddard

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  8. 9 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human. 

    See his other thought turds

    On 2/21/2024 at 10:43 AM, BeardIP said:

    I guess. I mean, Ukraine is ultimately going to lose and tons of money and lives will be wasted, but yes they are fighting the good fight and being a good proxy for the West.

     

  9. 32 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

    The US just loves tripping all over their own dick. Not like Saudi Arabia has any elections at all. Who the fuck are we to dictate how other nations rule themselves? I don't give a single flying fuck. Hypocritical dumbfucks all around. 

    Cancel culture is strong with this one. He wants to cancel all foreign policy and return to an American policy of Lord of the Flies by other countries is OK by me - so long as it’s not my country doing foreign policy junk.   Cool brah.   

    Who are we to encourage democracy, to request that genital mutilation end, to promote religious toleration, to demand other countries enact/adhere to policies for the sustainability of international fishing, or to interfere with those other countries God-given  to perform genocide and junk…?

    Is your solution to let other countries have foreign policies that favor their individual countries’ interests - but we are not to do that?

    Inquiring minds at all.

     

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  10. first it was jewish space lasers, now its border guarding space lasers, fuck you georgia, fuck you straight to hell
    She is trying to start the prophesied End Times war between Israel and Mexico.  See the Biblical Prophet Billy-Bob speaking of the Jew-Messican war in the Book of Hurr-Durr, a canonical Cowboy Church chapter following Revelation that somehow missed Nicaea. 
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  11. 1 hour ago, Red Five said:

    Is retweeting something treated the same as saying it yourself? Considering that jurors have already been seated, that could be interpreted as threatening to them, I would think.

    I would think so. By reposting it he is adopting the content as a view he also endorses.  In his 10 billion posts you seldom see him posting things that he does not agree with.

    See defamation as an example.  If I make some false negative things up about Twice, even though you don’t know if it’s true, if you pass on what I said, you can be sued for defamation. You have published it just as if it were the first time - even though it was not your idea and you just passed on juicy gossip. 

    By someone repeating the thing that is read or heard, they are vouching for the validity of the content.  Not an exact fit, but an analogy.

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