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RGBIII

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  1. Only difference in that metaphor is Jack Black didnt fuck Baxters wife after he got hit by the burrito
  2. True, we are currently relying on other 995ers being docuhes like Looch. All of ours are either quiet douchebags or completely boring outside of known morons ketch and FCB
  3. I do not understand how Quiznos failed and Subway thrived. I used to crush $5 footlongs all day, (chicken bacon ranch or southwest onion chicken teriyaki). Went the other day and it was truly inedible. Now I am blessed to have a Quiznos in the Woodlands still and it is consistently good every single time. I know people bitch about the prices there but they are basically the exact same price as subways overpriced garbage. Baja chicken, chicken carbonara, peppercorn steakhouse, or my personal favorite is the french dip. There are only 5 locations in greater Houston compared to the 10 subways just within 3 miles of my zip code. Yes I know Jersey mikes and firehouse are better than both but still dammit
  4. Quay Davis was the initial thought from me...hope he doesnt have violent tendencies like he did
  5. Depends on the hire. If RT sticks around they will too but I think they stick around regardless. Billy Donovan is the name de jour currently
  6. LOL they didnt even get the number right...but pretty cool to be considered a university foundational program at least in this morons eyes
  7. I look forward to reflecting on his year here a couple decades down the road and him wearing burnt orange will be akin to Hakeem on the Raptors, Jerry Rice as a seahawk or Emmitt Smith on the Cardinals. Just strange
  8. Appalachian State at this suggestion..
  9. Can’t tell if you’re talking about the jersey or his hair
  10. Cute while it lasted aggy. Maybe just copy us more closely next time and it won’t backfire on you
  11. This fuckers in the woodlands too? I just got rid of KKL and now I have to worry about my Uber eats mysteriously getting intercepted, not to mention the incoming wing shortage. I gotta move
  12. He means professional baseball
  13. Wheres the cruise option with them
  14. They had that deal signed well before he was named starter lol they knew he was the starter before the offseason even started
  15. To be frank, it def was lol but I didnt want to deal with the shit either lol
  16. Now we are talking
  17. The time is always right now...just dont ask me when you are getting your cups lol
  18. Cant do that
  19. Oh I got drunk but saved my belligerence for afterwards lol God no Ya they also had my dumb ass speaking and organizing it at the last one. More capable hands should help this time
  20. I’ll never do cocaine. Not for some moral reason and not to make D.A.R.E feel proud…I would be WAY too good at it. Idk if there could be a winner at cocaine but god damn I’d challenge for the belt. Idk if I’d be the Jordan of it but I’d at least be the Kobe of it
  21. A name that I am already exhausted by. Placing the number of decommitments from him the rest of the cycle at 3.5 and I will heavily buy the over
  22. lol you think I wont be inebriated before 4pm...? Do you even know me my friend? I will be drinking with Mike at the bar in Pinkertons starting at lunch before the event. Also while I look like Tom Herman, please make it of note that all the weight that he lost was sent directly to me, it's like some kind of caloric Dorian Gray situation. He loses weight and its transported directly to my ass and head
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