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RGBIII

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  1. Did I post that it was Neto here? Ya they think he sticks now at least till fall
  2. I know the Woodlands Elite life well my friend. Getting a third mortgage makes sense right?
  3. “I love my Fed ex guy… because he’s a drug dealer and he don’t know it…and he’s always on time”- Mitch Hedberg RIP
  4. I know Fed ex has banned shipping any products containing THC, paraphernalia and vapes
  5. Again no shortage of merch. Just let the lady at the front know if you want the poor shaming package, the I hate aggy package, the I’m here for charity package or the bevo package
  6. There won’t be a shortage of merch for certain
  7. Oh also donation to texas one fund is a great gift or stocking stuffer for the longhorn fan in your life. That’s all my family is gonna get for bday and holidays
  8. Lol fuck no. I mean we are doing ok but literally attempting to crowd source a war chest is just impossible in how immediately it’s needed. There are a ton of levels everyone can give at on texasonefund.org, personally if you (not you yourself skipper, I know you donate) watch Texas football and follow along closely enough to post on recruiting forums $40 a month should be pretty reasonable plus it’s tax deductible and comes with even additional perks! We are working on that through Learfield and even were the promoting sponsor for the spring game. We want recurring if possible, it was helps us balance the P&L more than sudden pops at events although they do help. the hardest part with all of this is the sole fact that people think it’s handled already. It’s not my problem cause Michael fucking Dell has it covered…couldn’t be further from the truth. There have been a handful of dudes (one in particular for football) that has poured enough resources into this that it would make you vomit. We need the average Texas fan to donate. I’m not a season ticket guy, I’m not a BMD, but everyone can give SOMETHING if they care about succeeding I am all for poor shaming folks, no question
  9. Cocaine residue building inside the epidermis solely on his head, trust me I’m a doctor
  10. “Ya but that would make it too easy and I would get too much sleep if this happened. What fun is that”- RGBIIIs liver and sanity @closetojumping knows better but they are trying to assemble the plane mid flight
  11. We need way more money in the door before this will ever matter
  12. Ya that would be fucking hilarious and awesome. Ruiz is a snake
  13. Of course, I don’t disagree with your initial surprise whatsoever, I don’t “think” that’s what’s happening without myself or CTJ knowing in some fashion. But my premise was not about this specific commitment only, I mean in general the opportunities here are more abundant even for lesser known players, I think guys like Broughton even have corporate NIL that we can point to which helps offset straight dollar for dollar. Ohio state: here is 200k and an f150 lease Texas: we won’t give you 200k but we can do 100k plus a Porsche and how much do you like mustard?
  14. I meant NIL collective motivated and that he could have compared numbers from texas and Ohio state and realized that corporate NIL money at texas balances that difference out or made it negligible enough that he could pick based on school and roster merits. At the end of the day, Texas One fund doesn’t have to handle every single dollar unlike aggy, solely because of corporate opportunities in Austin compared to those in CS or Colombus
  15. Or it was less NIL motivated than thought (at least from collective perspective) not inside info just adding a layer
  16. Rumors out there that Neto may go find a guaranteed starting spot somewhere
  17. As someone who grew up in Sugar Land, I can tell you this is the least surprising profile ever between the name, picture and the high school
  18. This is my wife’s go to as well. Will damn near bankrupt me buying Vueve (but she lets me touch her good bits afterwards so worth it) I thought he was saying Aerosol spritz, and I was trying to figure how he was able to get Prosecco in a can with condensed pressurized air and how hard core that would be to get drunk on, like cougar whippets
  19. You mean Daniel Figurelli the racist aka Daniel Joseph the racist aka Daniel Wilson the racist
  20. But which one of these ladies would be able to give us the same hummmmdingers about Old Rock the good Ag
  21. This has been talked about briefly but logistics of it probably make that impossible as well as the tickets going to one fund could be construed as the university providing a benefit to the collective
  22. Julks can be my friend now
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