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Domedriver

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  1. But with politics, just think of all the bags of dick he can draw! It’s enough to completely consume an art form. Lifetimes measured in dick…
  2. So another example of fail on the LHN. I was watching, because I could, the last time we played the Fucking Coward Aggies! And it was Case McCoy’s Herp Derp Game where we win on. 2 seconds to go Field Goal by Justin Tucker, who will be a Hall of Fame Longhorn Kicker soon. I chose to kick back and stream the start cause I could, but right as we were at the 2 seconds to go, and the moment of the kick, the stream ended. It's like what the fuck? Who runs this shit? A bunch of Aggie Fuck Turds? Lucky I could rewind the live play and catch the kick, if I had DVR-ed? Classic example of fuck tard broadcast management. Fuck them and good riddance!
  3. Fuck USC in the ass. Be sure to use a condom!
  4. This fits me. I live, die, breath, bleed Longhorn Football! Also cheer for my Horns in all other sports. As to the pros, I cheer for teams that have Horns playing for them and I watch to see them play. Hook’em Horns🤘 and we are going big next season!!!
  5. We were very drunk and elated, after the game, and walked into a In and Out Burger, and there was this white trash looking girl at a table with her boy friend and she was mouthing off about all us Texas fans. I walked up to their table and said to her boy friend, “You need to tell your buttpuppet to shut the fuck up!! Giving him a hard look, then spontaneously about 20+ Longhorns in the place broke out into the Eyes of Texas! The Buttpuppet and her boyfriend left. It was hilarious!🤘
  6. All we are saying is give Shark a chance! everybody talking bout Nick or Urban, or Chip, do not want! All we are saying is give Shark a chance! rinse repeat, and to again quote John Lennon, “All you need is 🤘love!”
  7. Yeah he was pissed, but I was like 8.
  8. I want all this whining and bitchy shit posting to go away. We should support the team. I think they are going to be good next year. We are so toxic, but we have some great leaders that we will talk about for decades in the future!! Like RoJo. We are in the middle of greatness and we whine. If we were Aggies, we would cry and sit on our thumbs. Fuck all you whiners! We win!🤘Horns Up!. Been following my Horns for 54 years. I sense we have a surging team and I am gruntled!
  9. Only surpassed by the 2006 win vs. USC.
  10. Shorts? Shorts? Dude nobody wants to see your sportscaster thighs!😱
  11. The only way to know shit about fuck is if you are sticking it in ass! I say we win! Go ahead and smell my dick!🤘
  12. It was the greatest game I ever went to in my life! Starting with the all day tailgate, to the B1 flyover, to the scene at the In and Out Burger after the game!🤘
  13. If we are pulling beverages out of our asses, let’s have a handle of Herradura Reposado! It makes the bestest Burnt Orange Koolaid! ,
  14. Bumbling stumbling Sumlin is showing Fishers ass for what it is. Fishers team is already showing his toxic culture.
  15. I like RosCh, he wants to play big boy smash mouth. I have always liked smash mouth football, time we got us some more
  16. Is it my fault that I actually liked David McWilliams? That I liked that odd formation with one of the Cash Twins standing at the end of the line? I hated that day against Miami, but we were winning until that shit-packed round house punch in the gizzards. I say we win, I like our talent. Desperate corches do desperate shit. I think Sark puts his nutz on the line and calls some win. Yeah battered Horn, but I love our RB room!
  17. No Sirs, on record our Koolaid has Heradura Reposado as its prime component and obliterates negative waves! We win Bitches!
  18. Yes please stop this. So much scary hurts in this celebration. Please just stops!
  19. The Zulus in the time of Shaka (not smart) used a battle tactic called the Horns of the Bull. Our version should be RoJo in wildcat, BRob and KRob, Blue, Brooks and Worthy. Run a 6-option offense where we give the ball to the open guy and cause madcap mayhem! We could call it the 6 Horn Dog. Use reads, sleight of hand, misdirection and speed with the ball.
  20. Why we doing off season shite during spring practice? It’s like communism!
  21. But I wants mor! Can haz I mor practice reports? I heard they had pads on!🤘
  22. Him liking Makayla Maroney and anal, doesn’t make him surly, but him liking us after the beating we gave him is worthy. Respect due.
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