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Posts posted by TornACL
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Texas BBQ = having sex
All other BBQ = jerking off
I mean, it can sometimes be a somewhat enjoyable experience but it doesn't compare to the real thing.
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6 hours ago, Tuco said:
Actually, I did keep rooting for Nebraska while going to a different school. But, please, explain these rules to me. What if the school you went to doesn't have a football team, or a FBS football team. If you go to undergrad, masters, and doctorate at three different schools, are you required to throw out your fan gear each time you move. I'm really curious about the arbitrary rules of fandom.
The rules are simple. If it makes you feel kinda like a dipshit, then it's probably a dipshit way to be.
So congrats, dipshit.
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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:
Sadly, I've met a fair number of people who do just that.
I knew one person like that at UT and he was a fucking weirdo.
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38 minutes ago, Tuco said:
Um, Iowa and Nebraska are next to each other. It's about 3 hours from Omaha to Ames, and ISU has really solid engineering program - particularly mechanical engineering. So there a bunch of kids from Omaha, and eastern Nebraska in general, who go to ISU. Hell, there are bunch of Husker fans in western Iowa. Do you really think a Husker fan is suddenly going to prefer the Cyclones?
You don't keep rooting for a different school once you go to college.
What the hell is the matter with you?
I guess you wouldn't find it poor form if a kid grew up an Aggie fan and then kept rooting for A&M while getting his undergrad at UT?
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I have had the best times overall at
LSU, Wisconsin, Ole Miss, Nebraska, West Virginia
And it goes without saying for most of you but the Cotton Bowl in October is the best atmosphere in sports.
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On 5/9/2018 at 8:51 PM, Bone3421 said:
Blackjack is a team sport in a sense and you cant be hitting on 16/15 when dealer is showing less than 17
Nobody likes to play with the guy who thinks like this.
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The worst part of Campound: The music share segment on Wednesday where is Jub trying to turn Donovan on to new red dirt country tunes. GTFO.
The best part of Campound: Literally anything else as long as it wasn't the segment above.
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There are some real bbq dumbfucks in this thread.
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My favorite steakhouse is McDonald's
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2 hours ago, TheFlagship said:
Please don’t post Mac Engel like he’s a relevant source on anything sports related, forget even UT related
Mac Engel might be a legitimate retard. His articles and takes are mind blowingly dumb.
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Obviously I want to host but a weekend trip up to Minneapolis would not suck at all.
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7 hours ago, thepop said:
I'll give you 50 today and 50 tomorrow if you wish.
1. Left Tackle
2. Beer prices
3. Opposing fans being louder than home crowd
4. End zone color
5. Center
6. Dylan Haines
7. Fans who wear clothing not burnt orange or white
8. Weatherman
9. Beer selection
10. Turf instead of natural grass
11. Right tackle
12. Advertisements
13. Weatherman
14. Old alumni who take all the good seats and don’t get loud
15. Jet Pack guy
16. Tight End
17. Late arriving students
18. Whatever student ticketing system they had last year
19. Making students pay for tickets altogether
20. Dylan Haines
21. Godzillatron playing music instead of the band
22. Giving the visiting fans good seats
23. Charlie Strong Special Teams
24. Left Guard
25. Tim Beck
26. Advertisements
27. Fan turnout at 11am games
28. Right Guard
29. Drew Mehringer
30. Fans not knowing how to do The Eyes correctly
31. Ticket prices
32. Parking
33. The Longhorn logo below the collar is unnecessary
34. Wifi
35. Traffic
36. Everything being sponsored
37. Tim Beck
38. Jersey colors are not correct
39. Manny Diaz’s defense that one year
40. That dumb beep beep truck backing up sound they play when there’s a flag on other team
41. Pizza Hut Pizza delivery thing
42. Band placement
43. Shawn Watson
44. Fans who treat the game like a social event
45. Seating arrangement of students
46. Garrett Gilbert
47. Concessions (do these still suck? Idk)
48. Weatherman again because it’s that bad
49. Dylan Haines
50. The overall product on the field since 2010
Jesus h Christ. I bet you're a real joy to sit next to at a football game
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It's ironic coming from CDC that he's going to focus on the band, since the TCU football atmosphere last year was so utterly ridiculous. I guess he's truly able to listen to what the people want. I assume that TCU fans clamored for non-stop party music in between every play.
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4 hours ago, midtown said:
I found a $500 chip in my jean pocket after returning from Vegas. It was then I remembered the dealer asking me how much I sat down with. I said $500. She said. "you're up to $2k so take a $500 and put it in your pocket. Cashed out $2k. Luckily I had a coworker going to vegas a week later and cashed the chip.
You must have been Rob Ford levels of fucked up.
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Went to a Cowboys game at the old Texas Stadium and we decided after the game to go see the statue of the great Tom Landry.
There, laying right on the ground was a crisp $50 bill.
We figured Tom had it sent there, like a gift for us. So we did what any good person would do. We picked it up and headed over to Baby Dolls and let The Man in the Hat buy our first couple of rounds.
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18 hours ago, Mileslong said:
Here’s one talent evaluation everyone will agree on, you’re a fucking no talent loser who has never had a good take on anything on this board. Never been funny, just a snarky asshole, nothing more.
He's definitely a 5 star composite cocksucker.
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Ah ok that makes a little more sense. As long as you have a grease trap you're good. Whether you foil the surface of the bowl or just make a dip in the middle is personal preference.
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Iran
in Cloak Room
4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:While Trump has been an idiot on a lot of matters, he has been right on the money when it comes to foreign policy. This hopefully will be the death knell for the Islamic Republic. The rial will most surely collapse even further. Even though the Europeans are not pulling out, you will not see any foreign investment in Iran because it’s just too risky.
Obama’s naïveté hurt American interests. Remember how Obama supported Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood. Trump has smartly backed our great ally Gen. Sisi in Egypt who saved his country from Islamic theocratic hell. Look at what Trump’s tough talk led to with North Korea. They came to the table and are going to end their nuclear program. Pulling out will hopefully lead to the collapse of the Islamic Republic. Bravo President Trump.I hope this happens as much as the next person, but can we please stop acting as though this is a done deal?
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Watching shit / listening to music on your phone without headphones is a signature move of the poors.
It's not frowned upon among the lower ends of society.
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Good to see Greggo has found constructive uses for all that free time.
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We had this exact same conversation on Shaggy and y'all still make zero sense.
What does criss crossing the top of the bowl do? All the grease and shit just runs off and goes down into the fire? Yeah no thanks.
The foil wrapped on the inside of the bowl makes cleanup super easy and takes 5 seconds, if you do it right. After the cook, you slowly undo the foil, keeping the fat and greasy water and shit inside the foil. Pull it out and throw it away. Your bowl is the same as it was when you started the cook - dry and clean. Yes, if you do a dumbass job of wrapping the bowl, and you have a giant seam of foil in the bottom of the pan, the grease will run through and it's all over the bowl anyway and you'll have to hose out the bowl. So in that case there's no point to using foil.
Next someone will tell us how expensive foil is, like they did last time. I don't know what else to say to y'all.
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Iran
in Cloak Room
1 minute ago, Fozzz said:Awkward for the never-Trump crowd that incessantly excoriated this deal and vilified the Obama admin over it.
You're very good at writing quips that seem clever but that don't actually say anything.
It's actually not awkward at all. Sometimes blowing up a bad deal puts you in an even worse position than living with the bad deal. Trump always harps on the "cash" that we gave to Iran. Does he think we're getting that back by backing out of this deal? LOL
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1 hour ago, Fozzz said:
What exactly is “Trumpism”? Is it just the way he behaves? W wasn’t always charming either. When he mocked Karla Faye Tucker’s execution to Tucker Carlson, was that Trumpism?
Trumpism is a rejection of intellectual curiosity and embraces the ignorant notion that being mean is being tough. And that being tough is brave. The only thing W had in common with Trumpism is his tendency to shoot from the hip and make gut decisions without facts. I think that was part of W's personality, while Trump does it because he simply has no interest in facts. It's much easier to just make a decision and then craft "facts" to deal with any opposition. Along with calling people childish names, of course.
It's pretty tone-deaf to think that this is about charm.
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Lately it seems like I land somewhere and all there is to grab is fucking wood and stone and ammo. No weapons. So eventually I turn a corner and run into someone who already has a fucking rocket launcher or some shit and I'm sitting there swinging my pickaxe like a hopeless dumbfuck.
Last night I watched the guy who killed me. He gets into the Top 10 and eventually comes across a huge fort. He's just sneaking around and I can't figure out what the hell he is doing, or why no one is shooting at him. It turns out he could see that the guy in the fort is just sitting there hiding. So he pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots him in the back of the head from between the wood posts. Savage.
Normandy Day-Trip from Paris
in Food and Travel
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How old are the kids? I can't think there's a lot of Venn overlap between kids interested in Disney and interested in Normandy.
A real baller move would be to split into two teams, get one group of suckers, ahem family members, to take the kids to Disney and the rest go to Normandy.