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TornACL

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  1. How old are the kids? I can't think there's a lot of Venn overlap between kids interested in Disney and interested in Normandy. 

    A real baller move would be to split into two teams, get one group of suckers, ahem family members, to take the kids to Disney and the rest go to Normandy. 

  2. 6 hours ago, Tuco said:

    Actually, I did keep rooting for Nebraska while going to a different school.  But, please, explain these rules to me.  What if the school you went to doesn't have a football team, or a FBS football team.  If you go to undergrad, masters, and doctorate at three different schools, are you required to throw out your fan gear each time you move.  I'm really curious about the arbitrary rules of fandom. 

    The rules are simple. If it makes you feel kinda like a dipshit, then it's probably a dipshit way to be. 

    So congrats, dipshit. 

  3. 38 minutes ago, Tuco said:

    Um, Iowa and Nebraska are next to each other.  It's about 3 hours from Omaha to Ames, and ISU has really solid engineering program - particularly mechanical engineering.  So there a bunch of kids from Omaha, and eastern Nebraska in general, who go to ISU. Hell, there are bunch of Husker fans in western Iowa. Do you really think a Husker fan is suddenly going to prefer the Cyclones?

     

    You don't keep rooting for a different school once you go to college. 

    What the hell is the matter with you? 

    I guess you wouldn't find it poor form if a kid grew up an Aggie fan and then kept rooting for A&M while getting his undergrad at UT? 

  4. On ‎5‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 8:51 PM, Bone3421 said:

    Blackjack is a team sport in a sense and you cant be hitting on 16/15 when dealer is showing less than 17

    Nobody likes to play with the guy who thinks like this.

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  5. 2 hours ago, TheFlagship said:

    Please don’t post Mac Engel like he’s a relevant source on anything sports related, forget even UT related

    Mac Engel might be a legitimate retard. His articles and takes are mind blowingly dumb. 

  6. 7 hours ago, thepop said:

    I'll give you 50 today and 50 tomorrow if you wish.

    1.      Left Tackle

    2.      Beer prices

    3.      Opposing fans being louder than home crowd

    4.      End zone color

    5.      Center

    6.      Dylan Haines

    7.      Fans who wear clothing not burnt orange or white

    8.      Weatherman

    9.      Beer selection

    10.   Turf instead of natural grass

    11.   Right tackle

    12.   Advertisements

    13.   Weatherman

    14.   Old alumni who take all the good seats and don’t get loud

    15.   Jet Pack guy

    16.   Tight End

    17.   Late arriving students

    18.   Whatever student ticketing system they had last year

    19.   Making students pay for tickets altogether

    20.   Dylan Haines

    21.   Godzillatron playing music instead of the band

    22.   Giving the visiting fans good seats

    23.   Charlie Strong Special Teams

    24.   Left Guard

    25.   Tim Beck

    26.   Advertisements

    27.   Fan turnout at 11am games

    28.   Right Guard

    29.   Drew Mehringer

    30.   Fans not knowing how to do The Eyes correctly

    31.   Ticket prices

    32.   Parking

    33.   The Longhorn logo below the collar is unnecessary

    34.   Wifi

    35.   Traffic

    36.   Everything being sponsored

    37.   Tim Beck

    38.   Jersey colors are not correct

    39.   Manny Diaz’s defense that one year

    40.   That dumb beep beep truck backing up sound they play when there’s a flag on other team

    41.   Pizza Hut Pizza delivery thing

    42.   Band placement

    43.   Shawn Watson

    44.   Fans who treat the game like a social event

    45.   Seating arrangement of students

    46.   Garrett Gilbert

    47.   Concessions (do these still suck? Idk)

    48.   Weatherman again because it’s that bad

    49.   Dylan Haines

    50.   The overall product on the field since 2010

    Jesus h Christ. I bet you're a real joy to sit next to at a football game

     

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  7. It's ironic coming from CDC that he's going to focus on the band, since the TCU football atmosphere last year was so utterly ridiculous. I guess he's truly able to listen  to what the people want. I assume that TCU fans clamored for non-stop party music in between every play.

  8. 4 hours ago, midtown said:

    I found a $500 chip in my jean pocket after returning from Vegas.  It was then I remembered the dealer asking me how much I sat down with.  I said $500.  She said.  "you're up to $2k so take a $500 and put it in your pocket.  Cashed out $2k.  Luckily I had a coworker going to vegas a week later and cashed the chip.

    You must have been Rob Ford levels of fucked up.

  9. Went to a Cowboys game at the old Texas Stadium and we decided after the game to go see the statue of the great Tom Landry.

    There, laying right on the ground was a crisp $50 bill.

    We figured Tom had it sent there, like a gift for us. So we did what any good person would do. We picked it up and headed over to Baby Dolls and let The Man in the Hat buy our first couple of rounds.

  10. 18 hours ago, Mileslong said:

    Here’s one talent evaluation everyone will agree on, you’re a fucking no talent loser who has never had a good take on anything on this board. Never been funny, just a snarky asshole, nothing more.

     

     

    He's definitely a 5 star composite cocksucker.

  11. 4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

    While Trump has been an idiot on a lot of matters, he has been right on the money when it comes to foreign policy. This hopefully will be the death knell for the Islamic Republic. The rial will most surely collapse even further. Even though the Europeans are not pulling out, you will not see any foreign investment in Iran because it’s just too risky.

    Obama’s naïveté hurt American interests. Remember how Obama supported Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood. Trump has smartly backed our great ally Gen. Sisi in Egypt who saved his country from Islamic theocratic hell. Look at what Trump’s tough talk led to with North Korea. They came to the table and are going to end their nuclear program. Pulling out will hopefully lead to the collapse of the Islamic Republic. Bravo President Trump.

    I hope this happens as much as the next person, but can we please stop acting as though this is a done deal?

  12. We had this exact same conversation on Shaggy and y'all still make zero sense.

    What does criss crossing the top of the bowl do? All the grease and shit just runs off and goes down into the fire? Yeah no thanks.

    The foil wrapped on the inside of the bowl makes cleanup super easy and takes 5 seconds, if you do it right. After the cook, you slowly undo the foil, keeping the fat and greasy water and shit inside the foil. Pull it out and throw it away. Your bowl is the same as it was when you started the cook - dry and clean. Yes, if you do a dumbass job of wrapping the bowl, and you have a giant seam of foil in the bottom of the pan, the grease will run through and it's all over the bowl anyway and you'll have to hose out the bowl. So in that case there's no point to using foil.

    Next someone will tell us how expensive foil is, like they did last time. I don't know what else to say to y'all.

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  13. 1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

    Awkward for the never-Trump crowd that incessantly excoriated this deal and vilified the Obama admin over it.

     

     

    You're very good at writing quips that seem clever but that don't actually say anything.

    It's actually not awkward at all. Sometimes blowing up a bad deal puts you in an even worse position than living with the bad deal. Trump always harps on the "cash" that we gave to Iran. Does he think we're getting that back by backing out of this deal? LOL

  14. 1 hour ago, Fozzz said:

    What exactly is “Trumpism”?  Is it just the way he behaves?  W wasn’t always charming either.  When he mocked Karla Faye Tucker’s execution to Tucker Carlson, was that Trumpism? 

    Trumpism is a rejection of intellectual curiosity and embraces the ignorant notion that being mean is being tough. And that being tough is brave. The only thing W had in common with Trumpism is his tendency to shoot from the hip and make gut decisions without facts. I think that was part of W's personality, while Trump does it because he simply has no interest in facts. It's much easier to just make a decision and then craft "facts" to deal with any opposition. Along with calling people childish names, of course.

    It's pretty tone-deaf to think that this is about charm.

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  15. Lately it seems like I land somewhere and all there is to grab is fucking wood and stone and ammo. No weapons. So eventually I turn a corner and run into someone who already has a fucking rocket launcher or some shit and I'm sitting there swinging my pickaxe like a hopeless dumbfuck.

    Last night I watched the guy who killed me. He gets into the Top 10 and eventually comes across a huge fort. He's just sneaking around and I can't figure out what the hell he is doing, or why no one is shooting at him. It turns out he could see that the guy in the fort is just sitting there hiding. So he pulls out a sniper rifle and shoots him in the back of the head from between the wood posts. Savage.

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