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That sucks. I can't bet Utah given the constant risk that Rising will get hurt tying his shoes or something.

Man, just juxtapose Kamala's "I have a plan" with Trump's "I have a concept of a plan!" and put it in an ad for the lulz.

Defense gets a touchdown this week. Texas 58 UTSA 12 414 passing : Ewers 272 Manning 106 Other 36

I had literal chills when I walked into the stands and got the full glimpse of the scene. And it wasn't because of the temperature. Only two places have done that to me before, Wrigley and the Rose Bowl.

I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all.

By my amateur research, 86.4% of Texas fans in the Detroit Metro area are currently too drunk to operate a motor vehicle.

I had to break my self imposed ban on wagering any game involving Mike Gundy. I couldn't pass up Ok State -7.5 against Arkansas this weekend, even with the hook.

I just got a new TV and I spent most of the first half playing with the settings because Georgia's uniforms almost looked burnt orange.

Jesus Fuck!

You're a legend. Can't wait to show up and fuck shit up.

Temple might have the worst starting QB in FBS. Holy shit.

This line feels way too high. First game, with Michigan on deck. And CSU has some decent pieces on offense. Late score for Texas. Horns 43 Rams 24 WR total yards - 337

I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.

Spoiler alert: he'll be the drunk one

Even though he died 2 years ago he would have a good chance to be second on the RB depth chart if they sign him.