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TornACL

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  1. I should be a 9.95 reporter. What a job. You just dust off all the old Saban stories and switch up a couple of names and you have fresh content for the paying masses!
  2. Look up the Tipsy Pig mac and cheese recipe online. I have made it twice, and it slams and goes very hard in the paint.
  3. Just like every other thing Trump has tried to do for the past four years, it starts with big talk and bluster, followed by a mind numbing level of incompetence, and concludes with impotent, passive aggressive whimpering.
  4. Smoked Brussels sprouts are amazing. I have done them just tossed in oil with salt and pepper and then smoked, but next time I am adding bacon and onion as you did.
  5. I am willing to give Sam some benefit of the doubt here that he's been playing hurt. In the past two years he's made the throws that he's missing badly now. As has been said, Herman's offense gets his QB killed. So you better recruit depth at QB. See: Jones, Cardale. We knew this when we hired him. Recruits know this too. Come to Texas and get your brains beat in is not a real great sales pitch.
  6. But he was on a big teevee show and everyone knows that people on teevee are the best and we should follow their every instruction.
  7. I know that people, typically idiots, love conspiracy theories... but I wish those people would consider for just one minute which is more plausible or likely: That an international web of deceased dictators, bad actor corporate bigwigs, hackers, George Soros, the intelligence community, and election officials nationwide all acted together in concert to pull off an election scam during the most scrutinized election in modern history, or... A man known for habitually flinging total bullshit is flinging total bullshit again.
  8. I just realized that the shadow of her bird flipping makes the playboy bunny logo on her left tit. I'm not a lawyer, but based on my understanding I believe that makes her constitutionally obligated to show us her tits.
  9. Gotta put a deposit down on the sheets. In case your deposit ends up on the sheets.
  10. TornACL

    Confrontation

    The key is to establish the position from the beginning. When that first trip happened you should have told him and/or the home office that you weren't paying for that nonsense visit and explain why. Or when he first said he didn't have time, yada yada, thank him and send him on his way right away. Once you've been stepped on once or twice, and nothing has been said, it's too late once you say "Now wait just a dang minute!"
  11. If they had those things back when Froggy's was there, there would have been a shitload of white trash babies conceived in those containers. Of course they wouldn't have been able to charge $200 a night. But maybe $20 for 15 minutes.
  12. Bear with me, but I don't think Trump is pure evil, as he was described upthread. He is hopelessly incompetent, not intellectually curious, and his only currency is whatever feeds his narcissism. This makes him singularly susceptible to manipulation. The evil is Bannon, Miller, et al, who were so easily able to garner influence in this administration and direct its actions. They did it simply by playing to his insatiable appetite for attention. Trump is a useful idiot, and a mirror that reflects and amplifies the evil around him. He's a piece of shit, and a coward, no doubt. But imo, calling him evil gives him too much credit. He didn't create this worldview, because he has no worldview. To have a worldview would require taking a moment to think about anything other than himself.
  13. Gallup is absolutely someone you let walk. Nothing against him, but let Jacksonville overpay him and wish him well.
  14. If you live in Texas and are surprised how easily people can be manipulated, I invite you to drive around on Sunday and see how packed every megachurch parking lot is.
  15. For every piece of shit evangelical who goes away, there are twenty worse ones waiting to take his place.
  16. Everybody says this, but when I was on there it was nothing but people wallowing in their own politics and depression.
  17. I was drunk. Maybe I still am drunk. But eventually I won't be drunk. And I will celebrate that milestone with s drink!
  18. Out of pure curiosity and fomo I picked up some of those Flores beef tallow tortillas. I guess if you've never been south of Waco and never had anything but Mission tortillas you bought at Super Target they may be amazing, but I don't get it. They taste like mediocre homemade tortillas. Don't waste your time. I will do up some homemade migas and cheese tacos Saturday before kickoff and see how these things perform wrapped around that greatness, but so far, meh.
  19. I, on the other hand, have not yet conceded. I want to see if a few tens of millions voted for me as a write in.
  20. Biden should immediately hold a press conference where he announces "As my first act as your new leader, I hereby declare war on Christmas. Fuck you and Happy Holidays."
  21. My remaining Trump holdout friends are inconsolable tonight. I didn't tell them that they can suck my dick, but they can suck my dick.
  22. This just doesn't make any sense. They fucked themselves when they signed Zeke. The "we'll just plug in a FA QB" approach almost never works. Combining that with overpaying a rapidly depreciating asset like Zeke is a formula for another 5 years of mediocrity.
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