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TornACL

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  1. If they had those things back when Froggy's was there, there would have been a shitload of white trash babies conceived in those containers. Of course they wouldn't have been able to charge $200 a night. But maybe $20 for 15 minutes.
  2. Bear with me, but I don't think Trump is pure evil, as he was described upthread. He is hopelessly incompetent, not intellectually curious, and his only currency is whatever feeds his narcissism. This makes him singularly susceptible to manipulation. The evil is Bannon, Miller, et al, who were so easily able to garner influence in this administration and direct its actions. They did it simply by playing to his insatiable appetite for attention. Trump is a useful idiot, and a mirror that reflects and amplifies the evil around him. He's a piece of shit, and a coward, no doubt. But imo, calling him evil gives him too much credit. He didn't create this worldview, because he has no worldview. To have a worldview would require taking a moment to think about anything other than himself.
  3. Gallup is absolutely someone you let walk. Nothing against him, but let Jacksonville overpay him and wish him well.
  4. If you live in Texas and are surprised how easily people can be manipulated, I invite you to drive around on Sunday and see how packed every megachurch parking lot is.
  5. For every piece of shit evangelical who goes away, there are twenty worse ones waiting to take his place.
  6. Everybody says this, but when I was on there it was nothing but people wallowing in their own politics and depression.
  7. I was drunk. Maybe I still am drunk. But eventually I won't be drunk. And I will celebrate that milestone with s drink!
  8. Out of pure curiosity and fomo I picked up some of those Flores beef tallow tortillas. I guess if you've never been south of Waco and never had anything but Mission tortillas you bought at Super Target they may be amazing, but I don't get it. They taste like mediocre homemade tortillas. Don't waste your time. I will do up some homemade migas and cheese tacos Saturday before kickoff and see how these things perform wrapped around that greatness, but so far, meh.
  9. I, on the other hand, have not yet conceded. I want to see if a few tens of millions voted for me as a write in.
  10. Biden should immediately hold a press conference where he announces "As my first act as your new leader, I hereby declare war on Christmas. Fuck you and Happy Holidays."
  11. My remaining Trump holdout friends are inconsolable tonight. I didn't tell them that they can suck my dick, but they can suck my dick.
  12. This just doesn't make any sense. They fucked themselves when they signed Zeke. The "we'll just plug in a FA QB" approach almost never works. Combining that with overpaying a rapidly depreciating asset like Zeke is a formula for another 5 years of mediocrity.
  13. I was interested to know the last time Dallas was a 14+ point home dog. If this historical odds database is accurate, looks like Oct 1989 when hosting the 49ers.
  14. We've been hearing the OMG socialism shit since Clinton won in 1992. It's utter nonsense.
  15. Last time I went to ONG under the new ownership, I decided it was the last time I would eat at ONG. Big drop off in quality.
  16. The chit chat on that flight to Dallas must have been amazing. Guy in the next seat: "So do you call Dallas home?" "No just visiting." "Visiting family, or?" "No I am driving to Oklahoma to meet some guys from the internet who do free castrations." [TWO HOURS OF DEAD SILENCE]
  17. The citrus in the Fabuloso floor cleaner infuses into the burrito to really make the flavors pop.
  18. Even if the current administration had been effective, I would have voted against them simply due to the absolute lack of any positive human quality from the POTUS. Add in their shocking levels of ineptitude on every matter, and it was an easy decision. The harder decision was to vote straight ticket against the R party to send a message all the way down to the local level. That was a harder decision, but I quite enjoyed doing it. Fuck them.
  19. Trump struggles to prove his claims. Because they're almost always complete bullshit.
  20. When you're not getting enough engagements on social media, getting lost in a NP is a great way to get that attention seeking endorphin rush.
  21. VIPs closing makes me sad. I didn't go there very often, but when we did it was always memorable.
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