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TornACL

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  1. How many text messages have yall received from people out of town/ out of state about this wreck? If I still had Facebook I guess I'd have to check myself in as "safe".
  2. Let me just go ahead and say Fuck Arkansas.
  3. Thank God for NOVN. Keeping me afloat today.
  4. We live in a largely free society, which means you have the right to torpedo your own career by posting idiotic takes on social media.
  5. I need to see a pic of her before I decide if I want to take a stab at her pump game.
  6. It never fails that people in DFW drive 12 mph on the freeway and then ride their brakes across every bridge or overpass. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that some of them are trying to purposely get into minor accidents.
  7. With Varsity closed, it's like tearing down an old home and the roaches and rats flee and flood the neighborhood. Saturday and Sunday saw a high douche ratio even in the old timer bars over by M Plaza. I hope Varsity reopens very soon
  8. Yes sir, I dig that chicken sandwich. I haven't tried anything else actually. Unless you're a pussy, Texas Hot has a healthy amount of kick.
  9. We stay a run like this and we can all fly our private helicopters to his place to drop off gifts personally #nokobe
  10. Lol I put in a sell order at .0036 when it was at .0031 because I had to go into a call. Did so in case it flirted above that. I figured it might get up near there and start coming back down the mountain. Obviously my order hit since the motherfucker jumped all the way above .005 while I was on a 40 minute call. Lol
  11. I was really eager to dump SNVP and get out but I was too busy today. Hopefully this was just an initial firing of the engines, because back when I bought this dog I said any proceeds I make from this sale will go straight into a strippers g-string. Let's gooooo titties.
  12. I have been in meetings all morning. Holy shit, let's rock and roll. I have been waiting for stupid ass SNVP to move for months. And TSNP is making my pants go crazy today.
  13. It's almost as if internet mobs are made up of a bunch of morons.
  14. Fucking incompetent robots. I saw the police chief say "this is not who we are". Eventually when this shit happens repeatedly it's exactly who you are.
  15. Shooting the building with a shotgun. I'm sure he was of verrry sound mind when he came up with that idea for revenge.
  16. I can hear the angry calls to Vanguard customer service now. "What's this foreign transaction fee bullshit? It says AMERICAN right there in the name, ya got damn morons"
  17. Look for Brian Davis' next tweet tomorrow where he marvels at the fact that the sky appears to be, in fact, blue.
  18. This whole episode has such an idiocracy feel to it, and I think we're only like 2 years away from a social media app / brokerage firm named STOCKFUKRZ where ladies get two free shares of Powerade stock if they upload a pic of their tits.
  19. I keep adding small chunks of TSNP every time it's dipping. Also been throwing small positions on DGB crypto. That had a nice little 20% pop over the last 24 hours. My crypto wallet is tiny, but hey maybe if DGB goes nuts I can fund a wild night or two at the shake joint.
  20. Every time you read someone mention the tired trope about SF having literal shit everywhere, you can answer your own question.
  21. These are easy, lazy steps that accomplish nothing. Actually making schools better for our kids, that's tough so let's just continue on with the worthless proclamations.
  22. So confident VY was of his abilities that he just went ahead and authorized the printing of his final college stats around week 4 of the 2005 season. Baller as fuck.
  23. When I worked at the brick and mortar Scottrade office during the dot com bubble I had a customer come in pissed because his portfolio was down. And he was told that stocks only go up. He had accusations that the company, or me personally, was stealing money from his account. I tried to keep from laughing and then I tried to explain the stock market to him as if he was a 9 year old. He wouldn't have it. Stocks go up. You can't regulate stupidity. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into I say let 'em crash.
  24. Are you looking at a watch list? My watch list rounds everything up to the nearest penny on the summary page. So .0057 would be .01.
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