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TornACL

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  1. This is 100% accurate. Smart people will reject it outright without watching because it is idiocy. Idiots will find plenty of food for thought because they are idiots, and the only thing idiots feast on is intellectual junk food.
  2. Vegan eating is only a "fad" or "trend" in America because we're a bunch of fat slobs. Other cultures have been doing quite well in that arena far before some people here started discovering it. She sounds like she is doing well and ready to see the world and it's the best experience a young person can have, so no need to smother her in a blanket of worries.
  3. Goodbye AMY. Thanks for reducing the ol tax bill, I guess.
  4. That tweet is so stunning in its stupidity that I'm surprised it wasn't written by Brian Davis.
  5. In theory you turn over 20-25% of the roster every year. So bumping that number up and thinning out poor performers / bad locker room guys is the right move. Especially if you can backfill with experienced dudes from the portal.
  6. BC and Michigan State are allegedly flu-ravaged today. I don't like either game in any case but buyer beware.
  7. Those tequila and mezcal prices are certainly fancy. That's one word to describe it.
  8. That's one 4th qtr comeback this quarterback will not be making.
  9. Why would it be good? Unless marrying a billionaire qualifies as good business acumen.
  10. Mother fuck.
  11. On the WVU TD pass, both of our safeties had backed up at least 5 yards into the end zone and were still on their heels as the ball was being caught. What the fuck.
  12. If I had to bet that game I would be on WVU but the Mountaineers have their own set of problems as well. I like Boston College over FSU a lot today.
  13. That pic needs a Brazzers logo
  14. I have to say, I have less than zero interest in delving into OP's hypothesis.
  15. I thought this was gonna be some variation on the old "write two letters" joke.
  16. Have we checked to see if any of these 8 have college eligibility left and can play defensive line?
  17. I'll never forget or forgive our 9.95 hype factories for that Aaron Rodgers comp. What a joke. Funny thing is, I haven't seen him throw a ball confidently since our spring game. Guess that's because he was facing our defense.
  18. TornACL replied to bullet's topic in Football
    Things are going great when you get the ol public vote of confidence 10 games into the job.
  19. I didn't know anything about Terry Middleton before yesterday, but from that single question and the way it was worded, I can say with certainty that Terry Middleton is an absolute dipshit
  20. In my old neighborhood (HOA) I came home at 1030pm to find a citation on my door for leaving my trash cans in the street on the day of trash pickup. I had worked in the office until 10pm that day on a project. In my current neighborhood (no HOA) neighbors will just move your trash cans to your garage door or around the side of the house for you if they're sitting out after dark. I've done it for others and they've done it for me. HOAs are a wonderland for passive aggressive fagets and I will never live in one again.
  21. I wasn't familiar with Horns Illustrated prior to yesterday's press conference, but now I am fully in favor of legislating a reduction in UT 9.95 sites, starting with that one.
  22. Why are Kramer and Peterman with Ghislaine?
  23. A few of the guys on the defense need to look in the mirror and realize they sucked shit under the old coach and they suck shit under the new coach. So maybe it's not the coaches who are the problem.
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