Everything posted by TornACL
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Horns with Heart - The NIL Deathstar gets closer to completion
I'm surprised Rovell didn't tell us that the 50,000 annual dollars would buy the OL 2,941 Friday pork chops at Perry's, or 56 per week for an entire year. That's usually the depth of that dumb fuck's "sports business analysis"... long division.
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Made the Mistake of Visiting SEC Rant For Some Sugar Bowl Talk - What Is This Worlds Fair Conspiracy?
This is 100% accurate. Smart people will reject it outright without watching because it is idiocy. Idiots will find plenty of food for thought because they are idiots, and the only thing idiots feast on is intellectual junk food.
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tell me about Study Abroad
Vegan eating is only a "fad" or "trend" in America because we're a bunch of fat slobs. Other cultures have been doing quite well in that arena far before some people here started discovering it. She sounds like she is doing well and ready to see the world and it's the best experience a young person can have, so no need to smother her in a blanket of worries.
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Surly #Stonks
Goodbye AMY. Thanks for reducing the ol tax bill, I guess.
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2022 Off-Season Thread: No Kool-Aid, Just Flavor-Aid
That tweet is so stunning in its stupidity that I'm surprised it wasn't written by Brian Davis.
- Texas Football Roster 2022 -- "Welcome To The Party Pal"
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College Football 2021
BC and Michigan State are allegedly flu-ravaged today. I don't like either game in any case but buyer beware.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Those tequila and mezcal prices are certainly fancy. That's one word to describe it.
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Fentanyl Claims Colt Brennan
That's one 4th qtr comeback this quarterback will not be making.
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
Seguin? Lol
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Fort Worth is exploding
Why would it be good? Unless marrying a billionaire qualifies as good business acumen.
- College Football 2021
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
On the WVU TD pass, both of our safeties had backed up at least 5 yards into the end zone and were still on their heels as the ball was being caught. What the fuck.
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College Football 2021
If I had to bet that game I would be on WVU but the Mountaineers have their own set of problems as well. I like Boston College over FSU a lot today.
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Thanksgiving Recipes
That pic needs a Brazzers logo
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So, it's obvious that Jake Gyllenhaal took Taylor Swift's V-Card, right?
I have to say, I have less than zero interest in delving into OP's hypothesis.
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The 5 Stages of Grief for the Failed Longhorn Coach
I thought this was gonna be some variation on the old "write two letters" joke.
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Netflix's "Roaring Twenties Austin" (Reality Show: 8 20-somethings move to Austin) (Dec. 10)
Have we checked to see if any of these 8 have college eligibility left and can play defensive line?
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Netflix's "Roaring Twenties Austin" (Reality Show: 8 20-somethings move to Austin) (Dec. 10)
Austin is the Instagram influencer chick of cities.
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Tell me why we needed to play Hudson Card
I'll never forget or forgive our 9.95 hype factories for that Aaron Rodgers comp. What a joke. Funny thing is, I haven't seen him throw a ball confidently since our spring game. Guess that's because he was facing our defense.
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CDC letter
Things are going great when you get the ol public vote of confidence 10 games into the job.
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11.15.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am
I didn't know anything about Terry Middleton before yesterday, but from that single question and the way it was worded, I can say with certainty that Terry Middleton is an absolute dipshit
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Leander HOA Decides to Ticket...err Fine Speeders.
In my old neighborhood (HOA) I came home at 1030pm to find a citation on my door for leaving my trash cans in the street on the day of trash pickup. I had worked in the office until 10pm that day on a project. In my current neighborhood (no HOA) neighbors will just move your trash cans to your garage door or around the side of the house for you if they're sitting out after dark. I've done it for others and they've done it for me. HOAs are a wonderland for passive aggressive fagets and I will never live in one again.
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11.15.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am
I wasn't familiar with Horns Illustrated prior to yesterday's press conference, but now I am fully in favor of legislating a reduction in UT 9.95 sites, starting with that one.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Why are Kramer and Peterman with Ghislaine?