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TornACL

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  1. Clearly you weren't watching tonight's game. Looked like free admission for all Omega Mu
  2. One thing you'll never see in the shots of the Baylor student section is an attractive female.
  3. Who gives a shit. Fuck the haters.
  4. I am gonna laugh my ass off when we win by 5. Although the lead might balloon up to double digits with all the technical fouls for shit flying on the court.
  5. I have been to Pattaya, and there are tons of old 65+ English dudes roaming around without a care in the world and with some young Thai girl on their arm.
  6. Barrell is ok but imo overpriced. I currently have a bottle of the Barrell Infinite Barrel and it's ok, but I usually find myself reaching for something else when it's bourbon time.
  7. Hey he was the voice of Todd in Bojack Horseman!
  8. I bought a box of Thin Mints and threw them in my freezer. They lasted three days, which for me is a personal record for willpower.
  9. Is anyone named Chip not a fucktard?
  10. Some people are born assholes, grow up aa assholes, and live their lives as assholes. Aaron Rodgers is an asshole. It has nothing to do with what he believes, but rather who he is. He is an asshole. I hope he's absolutely wrecked tonight. But he probably isn't, because he is a fucking asshole.
  11. It's fun how many people don't realize how much of an asshole Aaron Rodgers was before this year. 2004, anyone?
  12. Aaron Rodgers is a smug piece of shit and even his own family hates him.
  13. TornACL

    Phatterson

    If you wanna get down, get down on the ground, cocaine...
  14. When you wear a sport coat with no tie, it shows that you are an astute business man, but also totally relatable!!!! You can do pivot tables like a champ, but on the weekend you also like to enjoy one (1) Heineken while grilling grass fed steaks!
  15. Those eyes have a lot of pain.
  16. Fuck off, asshole. We have a playoff game to get mentally prepared for. Go post your stupid bullshit in the 2022 NFL Draft thread.
  17. Somebody hasn't watched the Bengals this year. These Bengals are different. Carson Palmer isn't qb anymore so they're gonna win their first playoff game in 31 years (!!)
  18. Why is everybody so high on the Raiders?
  19. Shit, no wonder Fred's is going out of business. Bunch of fucking healthy eaters on this site. But seriously, good work gentlemen.
  20. I was a verbal for CFP but then never paid because I am a lazy slapdick. We're doing $25?
  21. Then we probably shouldn't make threads about things we don't want the truth about. Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
  22. It's none of our fucking business.
  23. What is texassportspass?
  24. Couple of years ago we got pulled over on the I35 access road near Troy. Buddy was driving and was going like 45, so we're wondering wtf is this all about. Cop walks up and declares that the reason he pulled us over is for excessive speed. My buddy asks "What's the speed limit?" and the cop pauses and goes "Y'know....I don't know, actually!" We both start laughing. He takes the license back to the car and comes back with a warning to watch our speed. And then tells us that after we leave he's gonna go back to the speed limit sign and confirm what the speed limit is. Ok, officer, you do that. Best of luck to you. Bye. Traffic cops are so worthless
  25. I mailed my expedited passport renewal before Xmas. Arrived at the passport office Dec 22. Just got my new passport today. Not bad.
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