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TornACL

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  1. That is not a fumble, fucking idiot Eagle fans.
  2. Drew Lock fucking sucks. Giving him a whole season wouldn't have changed anything. The only step forward Lock is going to take is to the unemployment line.
  3. You can just call them cocksuckers. That's what I do.
  4. Stop it. I hate Philly more than anybody but this is so fucking dumb. Is either team going to even try tonight? I know Dallas claims they're playing to win but I feel like Cooper Rush plays the second half.
  5. I've never had one serve me a cracker and then say "ha HA! You just ate the body of Christ, son! Owned!"
  6. We are owed this after the 2011 ice storm bullshit ruined the DFW Super Bowl party week.
  7. There is nothing worse than a proselytizing vegetarian. Sounds like the rabbit food lover fucked around and found out.
  8. You can definitely see the screen and from that high up that's what you're mainly going to be watching.
  9. In order for that book to ring any alarm bells, someone would have had to read it. I don't know this idiot, but I doubt he was a regular F Scott Fitzgerald.
  10. Sounds like a Karen just moved into the neighborhood and is trying to flex her muscles. If I were you I would just lie and tell them it was approved 6 years ago. And when they inevitably ask you for proof, tell them to go find the approval. It isn't your fucking job to keep their records for them, and you assumed after 5 years it was safe to purge it from your file cabinet.
  11. At Ceasars there are also a couple of self service machines if you don't want to talk to a human. I usually use those for stupid parlays. Didn't see any at Nugget to my surprise, but I would assume they're at other books as well.
  12. That helmet with a dark blue jersey (ditch the stupid ass shoulder stars) would look clean.
  13. Let's go kill that midget Kyler next weekend.
  14. Jesus Fucking Christ. Dallas had 388 yards of offense in the first half.
  15. I, too, am a degenerate and would be in for this.
  16. Yeah but you know I bet that 14 year old girl once got cited for jaywalking so she probably had it coming.
  17. It's not like Dak is playing that good though. First half of the season, wouldn't be worried about them at all. But as of now with this offense, totally different story. People are naive if they think we can lean on the defense to make a deep playoff run. We need that offense to get it in gear and fast. Relax. Only pussies are afraid of the 49ers. See: The Bitch Titans.
  18. Some of yall are scared of the Niners? Lol, stop being pussies. Jimmy G fucking sucks.
  19. Maybe the funniest thing of all is that Mizzou came in to this game around a 7 point dog against fucking Army. So props to them for covering, I guess?
  20. What. The. Fuck. is up with that one lady's neck.
  21. You missed an opportunity to say "Man I haven't seen a football gifted away like that since Reggie Bush tried that stupid lateral"
  22. I mean this with all due respect, but you have to be a complete fucking loser to still go to a mall.
  23. This page is not Top 5 recruiting class worthy. Except for Natalie.
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