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Royalfan5

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  1. He died. The cumulative weight of a lifetime of drinking a shitload of Busch Light did him in
  2. We just did a drawing to distribute my late Uncles Adult DVD collection. I drew South Padre Sluts 47
  3. Ceausescu thought he still had it rolling until late December 89, and found out real fast people turned once the cracks appear.
  4. Nothing says draining the swamp like naming a Boeing guy to Sec. of Defense
  5. 4-H is far better than Scouts anyway, and it's been Co-ed forever.
  6. To be Certified Angus you just need some Angus influence and to be Black hided. You get paid better premiums if the kill your cattle as Kosher.
  7. Now they're spreading conspiracy on the internet with the help of Chuck Woolery?
  8. I’ll just note he has lost less games overall at the FCS level than Bo Pelini lost at the FCS level this year.
  9. Syngenta is bought. It also should be noted that they were Swiss, and Bayer bought Monsanto. So the only big American player left in Ag stuff on the chemical seed end is Corteva which was spun out of Dow/DuPont.
  10. Chizik was just the DC at UNC in 15-16 and gave up 645 yards rushing to a crippled team of rape enthusiasts, and ranked solidly in the bottom half of defense nationally.
  11. No when he coordinated the North Carolina defense a couple years ago and didn’t stop anybody
  12. Why would Gene Chizik under Mack go any better than it did when he was there a couple of years ago as DC?
  13. My Mom played volleyball, basketball, and softball in college in the early days of women’s athletics, and my Grandma was MVP of her WAVES Navy basketball team in WW2, and played some exhibition tennis matches against the reigning women’s US Open champ in college.
  14. Saying assless chaps pisses me off so much. Might as well say sleeveless overalls too.
  15. With an assist from a pretty healthy dose of hog and/or cattle shit.
  16. They’ve ran out of stickers in my suburban Nebraska precinct
  17. https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article220565400.html So alledgedly Jeff Henry was dealing meth and buying sex while up in the KC area
  18. NBC should of known she was a System Anchor.
  19. Less people means more room for cattle and that’s all that matters
  20. Every good American hates Oklahoma and therefor there is no one without a rooting interest.
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