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  1. So bottom line, I should have won that $500 million last year like the astrologer said I would, right?
  2. I'll sell y'all some of my advanced freeze protector kits. Only $19.95 Couple feet of foam pipe insulation. Old rags from the garage with tape for the extraneous parts and bibs. Call it tactical foam if you'd like. But that may bump the price up to around $29.95 or even thirty-three fiddy.
  3. Pffft. You actually had clothes on? I polar bear'ed (bare'd) it on my 5 am, 2 mile naked morning jog through the neighborhood. Also carried a water bottle, not for hydration, but to pour over myself every few hundred yards. Barely got chilly.
  4. Right. I forgot about the internet requirement, we set ours up so long ago. Can't complain there either. It's been consistent.
  5. We use Spectrum mobile and have had zero problems. I believe they use Verizon. $30/mo unlimited.
  6. Popovich reported at Spurs practice and driving himself around. Good shit. Now hopefully he can drive some points home to Mitch on how to manage the roster and rotations for the 2nd half. Anyone else here besides @ztejas going to the Austin games? I may get out to the Pistons one. Last in person game was about 4 years ago.
  7. It's snowin' out here around South Congress. If I don't make it, I give permission to cannibalize my remains. First come first served.
  8. Two. Though the first trip is actually the wife/girlfriend or butler to determine and report back.
  9. summer winter is hockey
  10. buncha carpetbaggers anyway ...back to bbq, probably already mentioned but Vidal of Valentina's infamy opened a food truck in Manchaca and the reviews are ... not good. Not necessarily because of the food but ex-employees (or friends of) are following him.
  11. Supposedly it was Wemby, and not Paul, based on the interviews. Gotta love it.
  12. On the bright side, we got booed at the All Star game. We're doing work on that boring nice guy Spurs rep.
  13. Duh, hair of the dog ya stoopid sip. How else ya gonna cure 85 seasons' worth of hangovers?
  14. The duck of death said it, mang. Pussy will keep you warm.
  15. Also known as a GameThreadiffication
  16. Has anyone ever seen Rodney Terry and Mitch Johnson in the same room together?
  17. Once a British penal colony, always a British penal colony. That said, they churn out some pretty hot actresses, so I say let it all slide.
  18. I could have written most of those. Related, earlier today I received an email from geico saying someone was going to be added to my insurance as a driver because "It appears that 'driver' may be a licensed or permitted driver with your address listed as their primary address." We moved in a couple months ago and presumably this was someone who lived here before. An apparent dumbass who hasn't updated their address. They informed me if I didn't take action, this person would have been added. Yeah, that makes sense. New homeowner at a new address with a different last name from the previous owner. So we'll add someone from that previous owner's policy to your insurance unless you tell us not to. Idiots. As it was, I had to call and go through about 6 levels of AI phone tree bullshit to get someone.
  19. "See, he looks so fat and out of shape driving and lobbing that alley oop and drilling that 3" - Nico
  20. Lame Laker fans didn't even yell that loud for him.
  21. Wemby likes playing the Wizards. A not-too-shabby 40.5 pt average against them. And we sweep the Champagnie series. Huzzah.
  22. Is this dumbass slapfight going to stretch into next year's super bowl? You know what you should do? Write a rap diss track.
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