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shakahorn

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  1. 16 minutes ago, That Guy said:

    I mean you can use AI to generate that video. I’m still in the William killed her after she discovered his love child from the fling with that ugly chick. They’ll wait a few months and announce cancer got her but we all know what’s up. 

    Username checks out.

  2. 3 hours ago, 'stache said:

    I’ll never understand the constant refrain of “are you better off than you were four years ago?” Most people at any given time will be better off, promotions, raises, having kids, moving to bigger houses, etc. but especially when four years ago we were hit by a once in a lifetime (fingers crossed) pandemic, so regardless of politics, yeah we’re all pretty much way better off. Add in that he unquestionably made the pandemic worse, and I don’t get who that line is supposed to appeal to, except the mouth breathers who already worship him.

    Were women, LGBTQ, minorities, and BIPOC less visible four years ago?  Well then things must have been better.

  3. 1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

    Why in the hell does that cunt have the gavel anyway?

    Serious answer - on a regular basis, the speaker designates someone else to run the show, usually on slow days.  Typically it's just to hit the opening/closing gavels, call for lunch breaks, recognize the elementary school visiting from BFE, and other minor procedural issues.  It rotates from member to member of the party in charge.

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  4. 2 hours ago, Js1 said:

    Media: OMG UNCOMMITTED GOT 13% BIDEN IS GOING TO LOSE SO BAD IN NOVEMBER

    Not media: Trump is still losing 30% of the vote in a GOP primary as a de facto incumbent, continues to bleed support in the suburbs and underperforms his primary polling every time.  *crickets*

    They have to do this to keep folks watching.  Kinda like in last night's basketball game, the announcers kept saying "it's not over, stranger things have happened" when we were up by 29.

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  5. 2 hours ago, Thrawn said:

    I feel like I'm missing something. Did those idiots just mix up the pictures they meant to show on Hannity's show? Like they were trying to compare a picture of cocaine lines to saw dust lines, and messed it all up? Or is that the actual picture members of Congress tried to say was cocaine?  

    The simplest answer is the correct one.

  6. 18 hours ago, elfenix said:

    when the manlet walking into the restroom before you takes the last adult urinal, leaving you with the child height one

    Years ago when my regular bar finally went ADA, they tore out two regular urinals and put in one low urinal.  Couple days later, someone graffiti'd Big Dick on the low one and Small Dick on the regular one.  Of course, all the regulars used the low one if both were free, lest someone walk in on them and risk being the butt of the joke at the bar for the next few minutes.  For that reason, I've been conditioned to using low urinals if ever available.

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