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dec3169

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  1. What's with the mask cameltoe?
  2. Pinkie rings. If they get in *and* win they will get that sweet diamond-shaped lollipop on top.
  3. And maybe kickers.
  4. Tim Allen. His series ends this year, and press conferences would be hilarious.
  5. Nah - he jumped the shark years ago.
  6. We can make an exception this time.
  7. I have 2 on the way from Sam's Club. With remotes, of course.
  8. Warm is relative. It was low 30s here this morning near Tyler. And yeah - I never worried about the 30s until today when my furnace fan died and I have to wait until Monday for the part to come in. Low 30s with no heat sucks ass.
  9. The corn. I only go there for the corn and to get replacement Rudy's plastic cups when one hits the heating element in my dishwasher. Their creamed corn is the best I've had.
  10. The scary part of this is it's 2020, and a bunch of teams have had to cancel a bunch of games. They may not even have enough games to qualify for good bowls (if any), so a team like Texas could get a bowl much higher than they deserve. Personally I'm fine with that, win or lose. I do hope whatever choice they get is a good one for our players that stuck with this shit sandwich and didn't transfer/quit/opt out. I'd like to see them at least get a good road trip they can enjoy while their coach is getting canned and the new one is coming on.
  11. So we just need to go back to my idea from like 10,000 posts ago - sell raffle tickets. The winner gets to inform Tom he's gone.
  12. Find better strippers.
  13. The Meat Mountain! $10 of meaty goodness. Save money for the E.R.
  14. How can anyone take an article seriously when he can't even do something as simple as take a look on youtube to see which way Dicker missed on the kick? Dude said he missed wide right - "... when Cameron Dicker’s 57-yard game-tying field goal hooked wide right." Journalisiming is hard.
  15. It puts the lotion in the basket...
  16. Maybe not the best choice of words. That shit won't be done for a while once he's done.
  17. He can be the 2020 version of Goatse. If you don't know what that is, look it up - but not at work.
  18. Not bad, but I have a better longhorn for you. Saved it from when the whole Bevo search was happening. It's badass AND has orange balls.
  19. I would have as well but I was contracting and the company used those damn WEX random credit card numbers. Every 4-6 weeks one wouldn't work. I hated those, and honestly that was one of the reasons I left and went permanent with the company I was contracted out to. Well, that and the fact that they moved me from hell in Florida back to Texas again.
  20. Remember - wearing those masks doesn't just help you to get away after robbing a bank. It might just let you walk through a hotel lobby in a different city without being recognized. I'm sure someone else either reserved the room and gave him the key, or gave him a phone with the digital key programmed into it. I've gone 6-8 weeks of checking into Hiltons without hitting the front desk once.
  21. I'd be ok with them fast-tracking the med center, or at least putting an MRI in the athletic facilities to go along with the Physicians. Good for the players and the coach in this instance.
  22. I'm probably way off, but years ago I was driving to FL with my family around Christmas. Dad was a kidney transplant patient. We got stuck in GA because they closed I95 due to snow (snow?) and couldn't find anywhere to stay for the night. I was on leave from USAF and fortunately I found a sub base nearby. I was able to get permission to get into their billeting (like a hotel) for the night even though my family shouldn't have been allowed to be there. Note - the base was one that is pretty restricted due to their mission. Some officer ok'd it and we stayed the night. In the AM when we left I got gas off base and it was SUPER cheap compared to everywhere else I'd been the last week. I also filled up on the way back at the same place. Long story short - could the same be true for jet fuel? Maybe the ATL stop was simply for a fill-up. Think about it - how many of you stop in Temple at Buc-ees when going to DFW? It's not for the beaver nuggets - the gas is usually way cheaper.
  23. Kinky.
  24. Maybe if the son is lucky the new coach will let him walk on at Texas.
  25. In before Urban would work too.
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