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BlackCat

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  1. What are the odds they leave the roof open for tonight?
  2. Even on LHN's assfuck blurvision you could see the pellets fly up on the line.
  3. Had our first practice on Saturday. We are all huddled around and our coach is doing a head count, we are missing one kid. Three of our kids are from a different school and none of us know them. As we are talking about who the missing kid is, this big jacked up dual exhaust truck comes tearing ass through the parking lot. Driving about 10x too fast with little kids and families entering and exiting cars. Our coach joked he hopes thats not him, and sure enough it parks right in front of our field. Dad gets out with a full leg and arm tat sleeve wearing white frame oakleys. Kid gets out wearing..........an OU hat and shirt. All I could think was some stereotypes exist for a reason.
  4. Dude loses his ass playing in poker in Houston. He’s a complete fish. I’ve watched it happen.
  5. I coached pony league for a few years after college. I was prepared for the psycho parents. I wasn't prepared for it to start in kindergarten though. First season was an eye opener into a side of human nature I didnt know about. Some of these people truly cant control themselves and rationality is nowhere to be found. Im sure everyone in here already knows this but I genuinely believe that in certain moments if you put a pistol in these peoples hands they would shoot the place up.
  6. Bought the 7 year old a Cat X yesterday. I'm guessing he will be around 8th or 9th in the lineup. 🤦‍♂️
  7. This.........is my life for the next 12 years minimum. I love baseball and I love youth baseball, but man it feels like I'm really getting myself into something. I've got three boys. Oldest is in first grade. Im coaching my 5 year olds team and the parents are already completely nuts. Im pretty disgusted with the way some of them act, so I told myself I can be a whiny pussy about it or coach myself and try to give the kids a somewhat sane experience.
  8. When I played hs football if someone went into anaphylactic shock from a peanut allergy the coaches would make us run until we puked.
  9. So to get rep all I had to do was pretend like I’m Ketchum and shitpost all over the cloak room? Must be some real winners in there.
  10. Lotttttt better pussies to rub in Austin than Ann Arbor just saying.
  11. How good is Jabbar? Having lockdown brother corners seems cool as shit. What a family.
  12. Bama is going to go kicking and screaming. Those people have been relatively quiet for 17 years because they’ve had the luxury of just sitting back and letting Saban do his thing. We are going to see how crazy they actually are. Unhinged, irrational, spoiled brats. No one will shout from the rooftops louder than them that Texas is “killing the SEC”.
  13. I accepted reality a few years ago. The Cowboys are nothing more than the Jones family's playground. I still watch the games from time to time but I dont follow the team or have any real kind of emotional stake. I mostly just have nostalgia from being a kid and watching the super bowls but I've moved on. The only hope for cowboys fans is for Jerry to make a sudden trip to lower heaven and for Stephen to decide he's too busy being a fat boob to try to GM the hell outta this team.
  14. We should hire Brennan as an analyst as a warning to others.
  15. Apparently one of Orgeron’s big asks is an apartment at Hardin House, citing proximity to the facilities.
  16. They definitely crossed swords at some point during a devils threesome.
  17. How has Sark's sponsor not filed a restraining order against Orgeron to prevent them from ever being in a room together again? Supposedly those two were animals when they got around each other.
  18. I’m trying to think of worse staff related news. Having trouble coming up with anything.
  19. This team got hot at the right time and lost the spark over the break. Just too much time off to carry over the emotion and momentum. They played uninspired football.
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