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BlackCat

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  1. So the sorority girls all go home at thanksgiving and find out their father (who pays for their tuition, sorority dues, and private campus residence) is super excited about Arch, and they take the opportunity to drag his name through the mud, just as a fuck you to dad. I grew up with these hoes. Finding Dads buttons is a sport to them.
  2. Wow Iowa must've capitalized on a good season and put some funds togeth.....................................................aw shit
  3. Where I’ve seen a lot of confusion is people using the same season long metrics for the final ranking. Conference championship win is a major variable that has to be considered for the final ranking. For this reason, Ohio State is basically dead in the water without an epic parlay level of help, Washington is out if they lose, and I believe UGA is out if they lose. Basically, I think any 1 loss conference champion is in over any one loss conference runner up.
  4. Yea I think we get in over 1 loss Georgia bc we will have won our conference and beat bama in Tuscaloosa. Georgia won’t have the addition of the conference championship metric and will have lost to Bama on a neutral field. (Which just happens to be in Georgia’s backyard.)
  5. I 100% agree. Bama wins and they are in. Committee has made it clear winning your conference matters a good bit.
  6. PAC 12 winner is in (horseshit but it is what it is) SEC winner is in FSU is in if they win. Michigan is in if they win. (They aren’t losing) So it’s basically all down to the ACC championship for us. I don’t think they would put in one loss Georgia over us since they didn’t win their conference.
  7. Yes, that is an option. However, I believe I have made the decision to start drinking at 8 am, get blackout drunk, and break my tv either out of joy or anger or both while my wife shelters the kids in the corner and waits for me to go in the backyard and pass out with no shoes or socks on.
  8. If FSU goes undefeated they aren’t getting left out. It’s simple for us, beat Ok State and FSU loses we are in. Vegas thinks Oregon has a better shot than us if it comes down to the two of us.
  9. That’s a troll. A guy from tigerdroppings is posting it just to mess with Texas fans. Those pics are from a while back when Lebby was at Ole Miss. check the Ole Miss logo on his shirt.
  10. BlackCat replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    At least you get your butthole fingered 🤷‍♂️
  11. BlackCat replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Anyone got a good guide on different types of mushroom strains? So far Ive had Albino Teachers and Bluebonnets. No clue what I'm doing but I'm having fun figuring it out.
  12. Don't love the idea of Raymond at A&M where is he headed?
  13. I want OU. These leftover fuckfaces wont even have a dog in the fight as we cropdust the conference on our way out. Plus I doubt it would matter, but if we were to obliterate the only team we lost to it could potentially make a difference in the playoff picture.
  14. Was at a hunting camp with one of the dirtiest old men I know this weekend. I showed him the greatness that is KKL and he claims he bangs women like her regularly and would be happy to give her a spin. Cross your fingers for the love connection we all deserve.
  15. Taaffe was too distracted by the disturbing trends in homeowners insurance rates and the state of his lawn after this summer’s drought.
  16. A&M is basically SMU'ing themselves through pure incompetence and mismanagement. I've always believed they're the types to shoot themselves in the foot, but I never fully bought in to the idea that even their most successful and esteemed alums had some magical curse of dumbfuckery and humiliating instinct that wildly successful multimillionaire types would embody just out of association with the school. I never wanted to succumb to this type of attitude, but it's getting nearly impossible to not take as much enjoyment watching them stick their hand in the disposal over and over again as I do watching Texas play and win.
  17. I know MM isnt a big scrambler but how is he in short yardage situations? He's such a big dude, maybe some designed runs could improve things in the red zone? I keep missing Ehlinger in these spots.
  18. BlackCat replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    These things will have you speaking in tongues. I only took a half and based on last night I think 1/4 still might have been too much. How are these legal in Tejas
  19. BlackCat replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Dude this killed me. Exactly what my brain thought.
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