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Should’ve known better than to open this thread. Arch was fucking awesome in the second half and that fucking ruled. If you didn’t enjoy that or think otherwise get fucked.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Jimmy Two Times replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I think if we go 9-3, it will likely come down to whether our offense improved down the stretch. If we win a bunch of 17-13 games and our offense continues to play they all met each other 15 minutes before the game, I think there will be end up being enough teams with comparable resumes that we'd get left out on optics. The good news is, we are not going 9-3 and we will probably wake up feeling the cheesiest some time in December. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Jimmy Two Times replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
If Colin Page takes a meaningful snap this year I will live stream my suicide on this forum- 8050 replies
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Out of state high school football results
Jimmy Two Times replied to Im_smarter_then_you's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Santa Margarita (coached by Carson Palmer) beats Mater Dei 7-6. Mater Dei’s first loss to another Orange County team since 2015. Some slight cracks forming in the MD dynasty. Emmett Mosley’s brother scored the lone touchdown. Pretty nice player. -
I'm all for shitting on this staff, but who were the better IDL options in the portal, other than Lee Hunter? When you're filling up that position group with 5-6 guys from the portal, you're bound to get some JAGs. I think the bigger failure is that January is the only playable homegrown player on the roster. That is insane.
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Our OL has problem areas, such as pass blocking, run blocking, holding and pre-snap penalties.
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I don't know, I think the biggest issue with the Texas football team is that our offensive line wouldn't pass for average in the Mountain West Conference.
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The negativity about the coaching staff is dumb? Personnel decisions are made by the coaching staff. They chose to roll with these offensive line and running back rooms, while numerous other teams hit the portal hard at those positions. The players are getting their fair share of blame, but at a certain point drive killing penalties and special teams disasters is on the coaches. This isn't the first year where this was an issue, this is just the first year where we don't have players capable of making massive numerous explosive plays to negate the inability to consistently move the ball. Sark and staff are working with the same resources as Ohio State, Oregon and Georgia and this is Year 5. There's no excuse for the team be this bad.
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I assumed Kyle Flood knew better than me when he and Sark would repeatedly hype up the BIG HUMAN thing while signing giant cubes with ankles the size of a cinder block but it appears he absolutely did not. The guy should be gone. I think the writing is on the wall with Sark too. His teams have been as undisciplined as any in the country for his entire tenure, but he had the talent to overcome it the past two years. I don’t think he should be fired, but I expect he will be within 2-3 years.
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Definitely a real concern going into the Swamp after... 3 G5 games and a bye week.
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That's not really how it works at all, but I think it's probably smart to get all your crowing out before OU plays a team with a pulse.
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Anthony Hill had 8 sacks, 19 TFLs and was First Team All SEC last year. Colin Simmons had 9 sacks and 17 TFLs last year and was the Shaun Alexander Freshman of the Year. Worth noting that they combined for 2 sacks, 6 TFLs and a forced fumble against OU last year. Is your contention that they've both gotten significantly worse based on box score reading from primarily meaningless games so far this year?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Jimmy Two Times replied to BornAndRaised's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
247 says that he's related to Jacquizz and James Rodgers from Oregon State. Those guys were monsters, do very much want this kid. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Jimmy Two Times replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Miami has been the most impressive team in the country. They have NFL bodies on both lines. Ohio State next and then everyone else looks about the same. We have as good an upside as anyone with the most impressive bodies on defense that I’ve seen, but we don’t look any better than the rest of the pack so far. -
Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Jimmy Two Times replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
This is great, we should just let Grok call plays rather than Sark, who clearly doesn't know a thing about offensive playcalling. @Grok it's 4th and goal on the 1 yard line, should we call the Malzahn play or the Briles play?
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