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runthebone

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  1. Mississippi State sucks, and we should fucking kill them. Those Sherrill motherfuckers.
  2. He can't pitch out of the pen. Only use is tandem start with Spaghetti in a 7 game series if our starters are exhausted from the prior series.
  3. I'm sure Orbit celebrated Talk Like a Pirate Day this week
  4. I've got a good feeling about today. I think we win.
  5. That assumes that fuckhead Espada will know when to pull him.
  6. He shouldn't be on the roster until the ALCS at the earliest. Maybe not even then.
  7. Would be nice to get Altuve and Alvarez going before the playoffs. You know Jose wants to get to .300
  8. Clown umpiring. Must be hungry
  9. Right down the middle. Lucky
  10. JV fucking up scoring 8 is so shitty
  11. Verlander really trying to get to 300?
  12. Literally no one I would rather have up there than Meyers!
  13. They bought the Astros defensive drills video
  14. Can you kill someone whose arm is already 100% cadaver tendons?
  15. Brewers leave the gun, DFA the Enoli: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/41347900/brewers-promote-kevin-herget-designate-enoli-paredes-assignment
  16. ...he's pitching to the Angels
  17. We're going to have Graveman! And Whitley! And...hahahaha...McCullers!
  18. We all get crankier as we get older.
  19. They are one of the three best MLB teams in Southern California
  20. Not sure what you guys are talking about. After today, he'll have won 100% of his last two starts.
  21. The Weed Eater Bowl was the Independence Bowl--the Poulan/Weed Eater Independence Bowl
  22. 3 runs is an offensive orgy. Good to win!
  23. Remember when the Astros had a lineup that could score runs? Ha!
  24. Ort had the opposite of an immaculate inning...9 pitches, 3 HRs Shithead
  25. I'm not as excited about having an Ort any more. At least we squeezed out the win yesterday.
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