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Derka

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  1. nah deadass, this will absolutely be applied to us in ways that apply to nobody else, even though it’s Big Gabi who actually gets wrestled and grabbed more than anyone else on the pitch.
  2. not gonna lie, it took me a hot minute to realize it was her. when i did i said out loud, “holy shit, she got that good good ozempic!” i still wasn’t even sure it was her until they said her name out loud, which in sure was done on purpose. wild transformation.
  3. artemis looks exactly the same as she always has.
  4. nia shows up to the elimination with full makeup and giant hoop earrings. really killed any mystery as to what was about to happen. “i am the challenge.” lmaoooo, bananas you are so gay for that.
  5. Derka

    BB27

  6. “426 feet”. yeah, in your bra. that shit was 475’ if it was a foot.
  7. someone around here needs to find out who shane gets his gummies from and get me in touch with them, because ill have whatever they’re having lol: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNTRXqsOKCe/?igsh=MWF5bzdhMDI0MWpveA==
  8. last night’s two-hr game for jose ramirez was his 27th such game for cleveland, passing albert belle and jim thome for most all time in franchise history.
  9. VY has said that if he had known that houston wasn’t going to pick him he would have returned to Texas.
  10. Derka

    BB27

  11. we’ve had 25 players from the past two teams drafted, plus other guys who will stick in the league as UDFA’s. if the last two teams had the next two seasons of Arch at qb then Texas would be coming off back to back undefeated seasons right now. QE got waaaaaaay more help than what Arch will have this year. maybe next year Arch has a supporting cast on par with what quinn had, but that would require Tecas to have the best defense i. the country with top 5 skill position players. we’ll see.
  12. zubimendi to gyorkeres reminded me of ozil/cazorla to giroud, and that’s exactly what we’ve been lacking: the ability to score goals against a low block. no more passing it around the horn in a u-shape. nigh is the day of attacking much more directly with madueke, zubimendi, and gyorkores added to the squad.
  13. says who? seriously, who said that about me? did somebody say that about me? because they’re fucking wrong. i will jam my thumb in their goddamn eye.
  14. also, what the hell was all that shit in my beer yesterday?!?
  15. i referenced the mental health pot shots because they have persisted throughout this thread, including just a couple of days ago. those screenshots are just from like a 10 post stretch of one page of this thread, and i don’t believe i claimed that those specific posts featured any mental health pot shots. what im saying is that those personal:mental health insults have taken place and continue to take place, never because i insulted someone else, always because some poster just doesn’t like me or my take on quinn ewers. i report like one post per year and so far this year it was someone in this thread who went after my mental health a few days ago. i let a lot slide off my back, but that shit gets tiresome. it’s out of bounds, especially when i’m never taking it there with anyone else.
  16. i’m about 100x less aggrieved than those who find themselves aggrieved at my bumping of old posts, so i don’t think i can agree with your overall point.
  17. very revealing post. your ex wife: “i don’t think this fabric softener is any good.” you: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! THIS IS THE BEST FABRIC SOFTENER ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MARKET YOU BITCH! I WILL JAM MY THUMB IN YOUR EYE YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, MENTALLY ILL PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!!! your wife, three years later, after said fabric softener is recalled due to poisonous chemicals which bring the worst out of your clothes: “care to admit that you were wrong, and maybe a little bit over the top about the fabric softener? you: “you goddamn bitch. this is why nobody likes you. i get one thing wrong one time and you’ll never let me forget it smh. this is why we’re divorced. you did this to me.” weird flex, but ok.
  18. cliffs notes: •gyorkeres’ work rate off the ball resembles that of aj abrams or steph curry- he never stops. •zubimendi unlocks the midfield, allows odegaard to create, allows declan to bomb forward, or for declan to stay back while zubimendi gets involved in the attack •saka and odegaard won’t have to track back nearly as much •the team Mo goes from being super solid to being suffocating in defense and clinical/adventurous in attack
  19. massive kool-aid dump:
  20. the Arch thread will be nothing like this one. Arch and quinn couldn’t be more different. one is all sizzle, no steak, the other is a straight usda certified 24 oz bone-in ribeye. Arch will be better from day 1 this year than quinn was at any point after his first injury at Texas. health willing, the Arch thread will be glorious.
  21. yes he was. he was surrounded by players who were much better at their positions than he was at his. he had bijan, brooks, roschon, et al at rb; he had worthy, mitchell, golden, et al at wr; he had helm and sanders at te; he had multiple linemen who played at a higher level than he did (majors, williams, conner to name a few) including the best lineman in the country in kelvin banks. how can you say he was better than any of them? how can you say he was one of our better offensive players? and again, the following is not my personal opinion, it’s the PFF ratings from 2024: quinn was the 12th best qb in the sec last year, and the 200th best qb in the country. how on earth do you figure that makes him one of the better offensive players on two of the most loaded teams we’ve ever had?
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