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Derka

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  1. this one character from this one sketch alone is more quotable than most recent comedy movies.
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    BB27

    hoh and noms:
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    they can’t even see julie in the dr when they tell her how beautiful she looks:
  4. umpire in this seattle/chicago game has been comically bad since i tuned in two innings ago.
  5. also, i sweatergawd i never stop laughing my ass off at aneesa’s incomparable ability to find herself at the center of the drama. of course she’s up on the roof giving life advice to this grown up 13 year old on steroids who’s having a giant temper tantrum because the girl he likes didn’t pick pick him. it’s so not worth anyone’s time or effort to try and reason with or console this blackout drunk mongoloid, but aneesa is right there anyway, because she’s got to get herself on tv somehow. deadass, every time i look up and she’s suddenly right in the mix of some shit that doesn’t concern her i just cackle. it’s wild that she’s in her 40’s and still doing this shit.
  6. bananas using the exact same game he used on natalie, line for line, to try and pull dee. “mi esposa, mi novia.” that’s so lame.
  7. i think he’s a good comedian, and i gonna stand by it.
  8. damn, that was a shot. i thought it hit off the glove at first, but it was off the batter’s eye.
  9. we’ve had all of the ball in the 2h, and then boom- one counter attack, one goal. 3-1.
  10. literally an hour ago i said, “oh i used to be a piece of shit; slicked back hair, itty bitty jeans, sloppy steaks at trufani’s…”. i know that’s not the exact quote, but close enough lol. ITYSL is the most quotable show i’ve seen in a very long time. other examples of the top of my head: ”im joking. i’mmmmmm joking.” from the same sketch: “gimme dat.” any time i get frustrated about anything: “I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO TALK ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES.” “it doesn’t matter cuz they got no souls.” ”do any of these little fuckers ever…” like two days ago someone was talking about how much this football player weighs and i said, “you must be at least 60 lbs to buy a tammy craps.” i doubt in even getting most of these quotes correct, but i use them all the time.
  11. ITYSL is hilarious, and extremely quotable. i find myself quoting it multiple times a day.
  12. norgaard scores a header from a corner. 2-1.
  13. down 2-0 to villarreal in the 34th minute. we look like shit, they look way better than we do. i need madueke to take martinelli’s starting spot asap.
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