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Derka

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  1. first off, not sure how anything i’ve said here hasn’t been in good faith, but second, holy irony batman! accusing someone of not arguing in good faith with a guy who literally will not accept any criticisms of our wildly flawed qb is a hilarious ask. i mean he’s currently over here badgering me about some argument that he’s having with some other person on this thread. that’s what you call “good faith”? lol ok.
  2. dude you are confusing me with someone else.
  3. and i could argue that im skinny and mentally stable, but that wouldn’t be true either, would it?
  4. next season, when first-year-starter arch manning is playing at a level that quinn ewers could never aspire to, i’m going to be very very interested to see thatguy’s takes on him. my gut says that thatguy is so emotionally invested in QE that he’ll spend the entire fall explaining to us why arch isn’t any better than quinn was as he throws for 300 and runs for 80 with 4 total td’s, displaying physical and mental skills that quinn ewers’ agent could only dream of. i really can’t wait to see the latest edition of thatguy’s highly celebrated UT football fan fiction.
  5. yeah, the guy who thinks that quinn ewers is tom brady “knows football”. at this point i’m shocked that he hasn’t been hired by any of the resident $9.95 UT slurper pay sites. as evidenced by this thread, people can’t get enough of thatguy’s “let me break down this film and explain to you why it’s kelvin banks’s fault that quinn ewers overthrew his wr by 10 yards here while also visibly wincing due to a pass rush that was three seconds away from being a threat.” yeah he’s sooooooo reputable. 🙄 i don’t give a shit if it turns out that thatguy is bill belichick, he’s so undeniably wrong (and stubborn) about quinn ewers that he has zero credibility in this thread. he literally can’t admit that quinn ewers could possibly be responsible for any of Texas’s shortcomings over the last three years. it’s a running joke at this point.
  6. why would i listen to you when a)you’re an asshole, and b)you’ve proven to be the least objective poster in this entire thread which is really saying something)?
  7. your completion percentage is going to be higher when the majority of your throws are your first read which is right near/behind the LOS, and yet… it's honestly incredible, your entire posting history of making excuses for every single area where QE lacks. never his fault. always someone else’s fault. fascinating.
  8. just saw the tatum play- was that an ankle or an achilles injury?
  9. did any of y’all ever try lagunita’s Born Yesterday? that’s my favorite beer of all time, but they either haven’t made it or haven’t sold it out here for years. they had the bottling date on the label, and it was always like 6-8 weeks from the bottling date that it would show up at my HEB. 7%, hoppy, fresh- it was perfect. i miss that beer. also, their brim shugga- damn. 10%, string as hell, like 300 calories- shit packed a punch, but damn it was good.
  10. quinn ewers is accurate in the same way that t’vondre sweat is skinny.
  11. the hell are you even talking about? his agent said that he was throwing 80+ in middle school, and i said that was bullshit. what part of that has been misrepresented in any way? so now that’s you, thatguy, and hank hill, all talking shit while being completely clueless as to what’s even being discussed in this thread, all within a couple of hours. way to go guys- you’re really doing the rest of the cult proud. way to represent. ✊🏼
  12. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i said that you’re a moron if you believe that QE was throwing 80+ in middle school, and this was the response i got which led to the debate. there’s “easy to find video of quinn doing these things”. except that no there isn’t, because he wasn’t throwing 80+ in middle school, as his agent said he was. that’s been the argument for the last 3-4 pages. not sure how you and thatguy missed it.
  13. @AnotherLawyer talked a whole bunch of shit to me about how there was easy to find video of it, dumbass. several others then hopped on ghat train and have been arguing with me about it ever since then. i haven’t been arguing with myself for three pages. thatguy somehow has no idea where this “80 yards in middle school” talk came from, and you’ve somehow read the last 3-4 pages yet missed every single shit-talking reply to me (replete with tangential videos of HS aged quinn throwing 70 as “proof” that he really did throw 80+ in middle school) insisting that the mythology is true. can i interest either of you in a Hooked On Phonics subscription, or would you rather just keep talking shit while being clueless?
  14. anyone who thinks that quinn ewers had a bigger arm in 8th grade than rick mcivor did at Texas is a MORON. and yet we’ve spent, what, three pages arguing this very fact? for the people a few pages back who said they haven’t seen anything that would suggest a cult-like following, this is it. this is exactly what i’m talking about. someone tells you that your demigod did something outrageously unbelievable, and you’ll believe it and argue to the death that it’s real. for once, i’m not just being colorful and hyperbolic, im actually being serious- we have people here who disavow any facts or data which refute their warped reality, yet they will believe any outlandish-impossible claim made about their hero so long as it’s positive. it’s cult stuff. and all of this for the 200th best qb in the nation, a guy who objectively held his team back. unreal.
  15. cool. the claim was that quinn was throwing 80+ (didn’t his agent say it was 88 yards?) when he was in middle school. did it never occur to you QE cultists that if he was throwing 80+ yards in middle school that the videos would have gone so viral so long ago that every single person here would have known about it and seen the videos countless times at this point? it’s such an absurd assertion to begin with that you’d have to be a cultist to even believe it in the first place, but to believe that it’s real when there’s been zero video evidence of it throughout Quinn’s 4 to 5 year run of uber popularity is a level of delusion that no sane person can wrap their head around. just lunacy.
  16. ok i’m as down on quinn as anyone, but 31 are we attempts? damn. he ought to be able to eclipse that. probably not the nfl career that mcelroy dreamed of.
  17. realistically, what does this mean?
  18. preciate you! working on one right now! 🤘🏼
  19. i expect him to not sit there and say patently untrue shit to our faces like we’re idiots who don’t know better. i don’t expect steve kerr to sit at the podium and say, “i could watch draymond shoot threes all night”, like we don’t know that that’s the exact opposite of reality.
  20. well i never have anything witty or intelligent to say, so this doesn’t apply to me.
  21. you both need help. y’all talked all of that shit for a page and a half and this is what you’ve come up with. y’all “can’t be civil with me” because i was insulting to anyone who believes that quinn ewers was throwing 80+ in middle school (seriously, if you believe that, you’re a moron, and if me saying that upsets you, well…), and then you respond by going, “hers a video of him throwing 70 when he was in HS you idiot derka. showed you.” yeah. you really showed me.
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