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bad_teammate

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  1. Any mf'er who wants to bring down the standard of living can meet me in the Kohl's parking lot. (The one by the Spec's and across from the First Watch, not the one by the Spec's next to the McDonald's and catty-corner to Swig.)
  2. 24-14 UM Edwards gets 23 yds receiving UM Receivers get 118 yds Ewers throws a pick and gets hit for a fumble early and rattles before halftime and has a shaky-but-solid 2nd half. Surly freaks out and overreacts. Manning is called for across the Internet but Sark doesn't even let him warm up. Wailing. Gnashing of teeth. Rending of garments. It's our only loss and we end up in the playoffs.
  3. So essentially an aesthetic argument. Like how many urbanites prefer the occasional bum encampment and knife fight to an endless sea of sterile highways, parking lots of giant trucks used as Civics, pointless sidewalks baking in the sun, and identical strip malls. One man's hell hole is another man's well... maybe not heaven, but at least another man's purgatory.
  4. I heard that California PAYS criminals to be evil!!!!
  5. I really hope Lacey is a great pickup, because I really liked Russel's tape. (I'm an idiot, though, so whatever.)
  6. Holding onto anger is like drinking a poison to hurt someone else. - Buddha Mark Twain Socrates -- Michael Scott Clark only saying positive things about them makes them even angrier. The "you aren't better than me!" voice in the heads of the small-minded can get very loud and hard to get around. As something of a jerk myself, I often make it a habit to publicly praise and thank someone who I know wants neither praise or gratitude from me. Clark is destined for all-time greatness. It's been obvious before the year even started. Reese will be a footnote in Clark's career. Swoopes has already been forgotten. They are raging against that (relative) irrelevance.
  7. The RT jumped. Rewatch it
  8. It's REALLY hard to play in; that's why A&M loses so much
  9. Klein about to be BBQ
  10. He's an oc who has the whole nation talking
  11. That's OK the Weigmaster will lead them to a quick TD to tie this up
  12. The officiating, too
  13. hahaha yes RUN WEIGMAN YOU IDIOTS
  14. Running is working well. Let's stop doing it.
  15. haha punter out here playing soccer
  16. FUCK YOU AGGIES! (but also fuck ND)
  17. TE just fucking falls down lol
  18. That's a bullshit spot.
  19. hahah fucking Weigman
  20. holy shit what a play
  21. GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN
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