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bad_teammate

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  1. All on3-ranked 2024 OTs higher than this kid have already signed/enrolled.
  2. They just hired Jordan Peterson as their safeties coach. Will reinforce the victim mentality. (read in weeping Kermit J Frog voice) "I am the safeties coach. And to enact this properly I must teach the young men that the fundamental precept of 'safety' is ensured by male power and the masculine threat of and propensity towards violence, perpetually undercut and challenged by the feminine framework of rules and fair play..."
  3. I'll have YOU KNOW my GRANKIDS are the MOST adorable children on THE PLANET.
  4. "We saw you across the cookout and really like your vibe."
  5. All of Italy if Ferraris started being handed out to young black athletes
  6. So disappointing when a Lambo's doors don't open like a spaceship
  7. Maybe Freshwater is at his happiest when he has one coach's balls to lick to give him cover for flipping everyone else off. With Saban gone, Sark can be his new Daddy if/when Texas starts/keeps dominating.
  8. Bond Golden Bolden Anyone know a guy named Gond so we can complete the set?
  9. Fire Sark. 30 day window. Rehire Sark. Boom
  10. That's fine, my Bobby Layne should cover it.
  11. Looking the other way, it seems.
  12. Surely you don't mean this.
  13. We already have one whose stripper girlfriend's pole-dance-partner monkey bit a kid on Halloween. I mean, a Doctor of Neighborhood was there to save the day, but the powder keg of crazy we're already sitting on is formidable. And I fully support adding to it.
  14. I think Pole Assassin and Coach O would get along famously! Bring him in!
  15. Jimmy Sexton arriving at the Bama football complex to influence coaching moves. "I did not say this. I am not here."
  16. There are a lot of fun memes out there about it. I have 0 fear of it happening and my non-UT buddies seem to be having a good time. Ags and Sooners and such clinging to silly hopes about Arch and/or Sark leaving? Adorable.
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