Everything posted by Magus Ossis
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Texas RB Talk
Hookem and Godspeed! You will never have to answer for what you gave or did not for your school.
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Realignment talk not going away
Wait. Was anyone actually hoping for anything but miserable failure for Baylor?
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
3-4? It only feels like 50 coaches and 100 years. I could not stand the “weather the storm” or whatever BS even when we were recruiting well. Coaches that downplay the RRS are categorically wrong when they do.
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
Put him in his place. After years of languishing under Stoops and Riley, BV has the Sooners up to 6 wins in year one.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Funnier if he portaled out after spring ball instead.
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Non Texas Recruiting 2023
Two schools I was a little surprised not to see with higher ranked classes were USC and Michigan. I get that USC is getting some talent from the portal, but last I checked, 247 had both behind aggy despite aggy’s smaller class.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Weeding out the religiously bigoted comments here will be a long process.
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Realignment talk not going away
Correct. I was referring to cougar high and Baylor but wanted to be sure to mention the rapists by name.
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Realignment talk not going away
Just think: there exists a non-zero probability that, as early as the season after next, we will be in a conference that 1. pays us $40M or more extra per year in TV money than we would have here 2. forced aggy to vote to take us after clem swore we'd never be allowed 3. does not have a pool of officials conditioned to penalize us 14-0 against our conference mates 4. does not include Baylor or any Houston-metro schools infamous for their crappy stadium/bleachers (B/CS isn't metro, is it?) 5. will retain the OU game and not make us use an OOC date for it 6. already has its bogeymen well established 7. will never feature ISU in the CCG 8. will never require us to play in Manhattan, KS or the state of West Virginia 9. like the rest of NCAA, now lets us actually spend in the open rather than surrender to money bags, and 10. Was not cooked up by DD in a toxic stew of Texas politician interference in an otherwise already doomed marriage of convenience to the dying schools of yesterday's midwest.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Correction: boss
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
The candy lei jokes will not die out soon
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
As he makes millions for being on the sideline, he is shocked to see players getting their thousands for making and taking the hits. His innocence is now lost forever.
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Realignment talk not going away
If the rumor that Iger is under pressure to sell off ABC and ESPN is true, I wonder how that may affect negotiations for Texas/OU to SEC for '24.
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
It used to be so cool to be named for cheaters and thieves, to have success built on the ethics of the likes of Switzer, and summarized so well by their own university ----ing president (G. Cross) as trying to have a university the football team could be proud of. But now the principal activity that gave them their entree into the world of winning at college football, paying players openly, is available to all the teams that worked for years to be as clean as they could. Dang how the game has been corrupted! Cry me a river!
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
You've got a guy who has been accustomed to calling the shots for years, looks to be just shy of 5 and a half feet tall, is well into middle age, doesn't exactly have a successful marriage to boost his self-esteem, and is locked into a guaranteed contract running into 9 figures. The word on the street was that he "had" to hire an OC, that he had been "forced" into it. For some little men, trying to prove (to themselves or whomever) that they are "the man" is more important than it might be to you or to me, even all-important. The longer this OC shenanigan runs, the more it looks like JF showing whomever that no one forces his hand-- no one. Whatever ending the OC "search" finally has will be something JF can spin as something he desired from soup to nuts (or his departure).
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Not to argue, but maybe they plan to money-whip a CFP team waterboy or something to go along with the enticement of the promotion to OC for a SITTING CHAMPIONSHIP COACH.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Complaining about tampering is like reserving your outrage that your girlfriend cheats on you for the guy who asked her out.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
A large percentage of labral repair patients are never able to compete again. The time frame for hitting the field is surgeon and patient dependent but works out to 3 months — never.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Aggy 2024 Mercs for jerks
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Realignment talk not going away
It’s the football equivalent to the old joke: Q why are divorces so expensive? A Because they’re worth it. (disclaimer I am happily married and am not advocating divorce)
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It must be painful for aggy to realize that they aren’t even eligible to forfeit their bowl in a year that UAB has won one.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Troll. Aggy calls us tu.
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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
I have not read up to the end of the thread, so I ask pardon if this is already posted. There needs to be a serious push for Tech to pay his widow Sharon what it owes him. RIP Coach.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Click Click click click click Win 3/4 in a row to start Jimbo Era 2.0 with a bang. Whee coast down a losing streak into the bye week, stewing about how bad Jimbo is until watching other teams better then them have trouble while they're not playing. Irrational belief in a second-half surge. Click Click Win 3 more out of four after the bye, becoming bowl eligible and start to believe! Whee Get nuked at LSU and forfeit or humiliate themselves in the bowl. Time to go around the track again.
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Call Your Shot - 2022 College Football Playoff Teams
TCU or Bama, doesn’t make a difference. UGA will beat whomever. TCU would be better off getting left out and having something semi-legitimate to bitch about. Sort of analogous to its being better to remain silent and thought a fool than opening one’s mouth and removing all doubt. Getting the playoff bid will result in the removal of all doubt.