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Magus Ossis

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  1. BC has his favorite picks against the lines up. You don’t have to click. SP+ says: LSU -6 over @Texas. I doubt it Marshall +11 @Boise Cincinnati +16 @tOSU @Michigan -22.5 over Army Aggy +17.5 @Clemson. I doubt this, too @Colorado +2.5 and straight up over Nebraska Diaz -5.5 @Mack Brown. Redemption beats letdown or HC over asst 2.0? UNT +3.5 @Buechele @Washington -14 over Cal @USC -1 over Stanford. Which one is tanking faster?
  2. It would be nice if there were sufficient resources to bring these possible spies in for activities like photography in uniform in front of the green screen before bringing them into the stadium. Make them feign some interest and then have chaperones of some kind around to put the kibosh on any negative recruiting against the home team.
  3. So one data point (GSU) isn’t meaningful, and last year doesn’t count. So STFU and go away until you have some data to support an argument.
  4. Advantages Texas has over LSU: Scoreboard Series Scoreboard Better city Better academics Richer alumni base Alumni can read Homo sapiens head coach OL that can run block Has run its offense against a P5 school at least once Players aren’t on twitter, posting things that suggest they’re mentally unready LSU hasn’t looked good in recent road games Playing in DKR Advantages for LSU: Beignets Gumbo .01 better average recruit ranking DC may have exhausted our HC’s ways of beating him Strong opinions of its own fans aggy support
  5. Yeah, well we were barely up 38 ourselves.
  6. Gumbo is one of us who got bored and decided to pretend (additional?) stupidity. Not sure which one.
  7. aggy follow sheep, and aggy's pluralization pattern follows sheep's.
  8. Sh! It’s happening! ‘23 edition
  9. Barring significant injury at one of our thinner spots, we look pretty well manned for this game. Tackling, CB2 play, blocking by TE, youth confusion on D, and of course unlucky bounces appear to be the biggest potential issues. To a lesser extent, Sam’s ability to place the ball on longer routes, especially in the middle. On their side, bringing Charles back helps shore up the OL, but that remains an issue. If we can make them even somewhat one dimensional, we can stall some drives out. Having both defenses see success still leaves a huge swing in reasonably possible outcomes. If we tend to bend but not break, they could crawl out ahead with FGs and occasional touchdowns while we stall at midfield. If they can’t convert third and short without the short passing game, we might jump some routes and break it open. With over 100 plays, the game will IMO have spells where things seem to go each way. In the end, I like Texas with the intangibles.
  10. The nature of a poll is generally to summarize the thoughts of a group. Imposing one person’s opinion on how everyone else should vote is almost, but not quite, 100% inconsistent with the idea of a poll. If someone wishes to publish his own top 20, the Internet awaits; go right ahead.
  11. I will never tire of that clip.
  12. This would have been a suitable smack sequence when you were just in 4th grade. I expect better of you now that you’re in 6th. Remember, you’re not any more retarded than you let yourself be. Now come on, boast!
  13. We offered to play our flea-bitten, AIDS-infected, retarded, perverted, sociopathic, bipolar, shit-stained little red-headed half-brother, and he ran away, grabbing himself and half-crying, half moaning. Our duty to pretend affinity is more than met. Do not touch with ten foot pole. Done.
  14. By, “I have worked with them,” he means, “I cry at night.”
  15. I’ll be glad when half time rolls around and these LSU interlopers without three meaningful or humorous ideas between them vanish into the ether from whence they came. Vancouver or wherever spent SEC lug nuts hang
  16. Sport cliche inflation? When I was younger, you could only give 110% max.
  17. SP+ top 10 in week 2, dudes. That’s almost as big a deal as the June state recruiting trophy.
  18. Remember that conference is one of the inputs. So now he can make it both the dependent and independent variable on his graph.
  19. Lots of ND alumni colleagues. Not a negative interaction with one of them ever. One even pulls primarily for Texas. What's odd are the folks (not ND, just in general) whose kids end up going to A&M. The parents seem to drink the maroon KoolAid and lose all cognitive powers relating to football and hayseed reform schools-turned SEC in-state powers, all while remaining otherwise apparently generally competent at life.
  20. Public figures that post here Bill Connelly- Fozzz Greg Davis- CTJ Dan Quayle- Iconoclast John Sharp- banned Mike Leach- Danger Snacks? Huff- ? Matthew McConaughey- who else could act well enough to impersonate an orthopedic surgeon? Hal Mumme- HPSlugga Others?
  21. With our corners and safeties, I hope so. It puts the latter in the vicinity of the former.
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