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BLKNSTY

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  1. and our 25,000 strong stormtrooper division, ICE.
  2. mandatory monthly coke and hookers night, punishable by death increase the geriatric death rate everyone gets laid increased dialogue since people tend to turn into chatty Kathy’s on booga suga and only cool people do coke, so by default, everyone’s cool
  3. sure better than Rubio and Trump talking shit about each other dicks.
  4. Anastasia and Christopher Steele sitting in a tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes loves second comes marriage third comes Anastasia sucking #bothsides dick
  5. that’s pretty one-sided, we should recognize what he has done as well. Muslim ban: deal dismantling the TPP because, Obama: deal corporate stock buybacks “disguised” as middle class tax cuts: deal Supreme Court Rapist: deal obstructing justice no less than 10, incredibly detailed times: deal eliminating tax-payer funded soccer balls for immigrant children: DEAL, DEAL, DEAL!
  6. 2016 to Present: Sylvester Turner 2010–2016: Annise Parker 2004–2010: Bill White 1998–2004: Lee Brown 1992–1998: Bob Lanier 1982–1992: Kathy Whitmire Since 1979 Oil Crisis - Houston has had a surprisingly good run with mayors. In case you were wondering - White and Lanier were UT Grads. Sly and Whitmire were UH Grads. Annise was Rice. I don't think there's been a single aggie-affiliated mayor in Houston, ever. Let's not fuck that up.
  7. I disagree entirely. Dotard is full of hate, envy, greed, jealously, and the rest of the other christian deadly sins, but has a surprisingly impressive ability to wiggle his way out of everything aka self-preservation. If history has taught us anything - that fucker will outlive us all. (A) Donald-the-Dummy would never willingly drop out of anything. (B) If you assume the above to be correct, you're basically riding your hopes on him not making an off the cuff decision to run for President because a random journalist called him a LOSER! The same way the right made HRC into the boogeyman under the bed with a penchant for feeding white middle class males to black muslim liberal jews, they'd be banging that Venezuela Socialism drum till kingdom come. POTUS Dotard Trump was inevitable. But on that note, the left needs to get off this anti-centrist campaign. Objectively speaking, going back all the way to WWII when the political parties realigned, the most successful D presidencies - Truman, Obama, Clinton, FDR, JFK have all been pretty fucking centrist. I'd argue that Carter was probably the most liberal and that guy gets more hate than HRC. Also, since this is a poll thread. Which political party has had better Presidents since WWII? FDR, Truman, JFK, Carter, Bill, Obama OR Eisenhower, Nixon, Reagan, GB1, GB2, Trump
  8. I personally love the BUT HILLARY! take. yo, if Hillary wouldn't have been the nominee then it would have been Bernie. full-fucking-stop. maybe Bernie would have beat Trump. maybe he wouldn't. but what I know for sure is if Bernie won, Trump would have won 2020 (out of most likely a 15+ GOP Nominee field). put me in the camp of better rip that band-aid off as early as possible.
  9. carrizo at 1.75 and DNR at 2.2. You gotta buy, right? Right? RIGHT?
  10. I mean, he did convince me that I’d definitely, without a doubt, fuck his whore of a wife for a solid $50.
  11. but like, Obama said you could buy guns online though.
  12. "In a 1997 radio interview with Howard Stern just months after Princess Diana‘s death, Donald Trump insisted that he “could have” had sex with the late British royal — but only would have done so if she passed an HIV test first." oof.
  13. lol don't forget when he said he could have fucked Princess Di but in order to do so, she'd have to take an HIV test in front of him. not entirely sure, but wasn't it right around the time she died too?
  14. reposting because fuck. how do you look at these group of people and think yeah, they should definitely, unquestionably, be in charge of upholding the Constitution of the United-fucking-States.
  15. In August 2016, Nader met with Donald Trump Jr. at Trump Tower offering assistance to his father's presidential campaign. Nader served as an envoy representing Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince and de facto ruler Mohammad bin Salman and Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the Crown Prince of the Emirate of Abu Dhabi. The meeting included Blackwater founder Erik Prince again and Joel Zamel, an Israeli specialist in social media manipulation. Nader attended a December 2016 meeting in New York between the United Arab Emirates (UAE) officials and president-elect Donald Trump's associates Jared Kushner, Michael Flynn, and Steve Bannon.[6] In January 2017 he was at a meeting on the Seychelles islands between the Emiratis and Erik Prince, and was present when Prince met with officials from the UAE and Kirill Dmitriev, head of state-run Russian Direct Investment Fund. Working with Republican fundraiser Elliott Broidy in 2017, Nader funded a conference criticizing Qatar that was hosted by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies. At the time Nader and Broidy were pushing the White House to remove Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, whom the Saudis and Emiratis saw as insufficiently tough on Iran and Qatar. Nader has been charged with crimes involving the sexual exploitation of minors, and convicted of several of them. A 1985 charge of receiving from the Netherlands films and magazines depicting pre and post-pubescent boys engaged in sexual acts, was dismissed due to an invalid search warrant. A federal court in Virginia in 1991 gave him a six-month sentence on a felony charge of transporting from Germany pornographic videotapes of boys about 13 or 14 years old. Prosecutors agreed to put the case under seal "due to the extremely sensitive nature of Mr. Nader’s work in the Middle East. In 2003, he was convicted in Prague, Czech Republic for sexually abusing 10 boys, for which he served one year in prison. A spokesperson of the court told press that the crimes occurred between 1999 and 2002. In one case, at his room in Hilton Prague Hotel, he requested oral sex from a 14-year-old boy and after he refused, Nader masturbated in front of him, paying him 2,000 koruna. BUT ANTHONY WEINER! BUT CREEPY JOE BIDEN! BUT UNDERGROUND PIZZA PARLOR RAPE FACTORY!
  16. more of a trade off for tanking ethanol credits during his presidency than anything else I’d say. the 2016 dip correlates to him winning the presidency and campaigning on the premise that he’d dismantle the whole ethanol credit program. the subsequent rally was the hope that Grassley/Ernst would reign him in - you can see how effective that was. don’t see how it’ll create any appreciable more demand for ethanol though.
  17. I’d think most banks get foot traffic as a result of brick and mortar w/ high cash flow, small business loans, mortgages/car notes, and old people investing in basic financial instruments. Don’t think that’s going anywhere and I’d probably argue that additional bank front real estate is needed and the market is acting accordingly. Taking it a step further, I’d also argue that if all those things I mentioned are increasing proportionally to the overall population, which results in more bank fronts opening, probably an overall indicator of a healthy and growing economy.
  18. Business Idea - I call it Not Having Ted Cruz Dinner Insurance Pay me $100/yr and if you ever find yourself in a situation where you might have to have dinner with Ted Cruz - I’ll fly in and take your spot by either impersonating you or going in your stead, no questions asked. I’d be on my best behavior for the whole ordeal but I’d only guarantee a minimum of two hours of my best behavior. I haven’t ever been around Ted Cruz but I conservatively estimate that it would take about two hours of exposure to satans spawn before the physical repulsion to that sack of shit would result in me throwing up dinner. From the a business perspective - who the fuck wants to eat dinner with Ted Cruz? as long as I’m spending less on eating dinner with Ted Cruz than the annual premiums I’m collecting - I’m cash-glow positive. And if you actually think you would enjoy the company of this blatantly hypocritical lizard-creature, you’d probably pay over $100 for that skin-crawling experience. From the consumer perspective - paying someone $100 bucks a year to insure i never have to break bread with Ted Cruz is a bargain anyway you slice it.
  19. so know you now it takes roughly 10 years for an average poster to have enough of your sub-par messiah complex. consider it a control test.
  20. simon says throw some more gifs my way please you self-righteous fuck.
  21. anyone who types “hehehehe” is retarded. now I actually feel bad. I’m out.
  22. the point was, just like the special kid in my post (sorry, I didn’t realize I was in your safe space) - justifying a response to your temper tantrum is absolutely pointless and may even be warped by your twisted logic to reinforce your views.
  23. every time I read these “the people who voted for Hilary are the real culprits here” I think of little retarded kids at the dinner table no dad, I don’t want to eat my broccoli! I just wanna shoot meth and finger-fuck my sister just like uncle-brother does!
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