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InkaUtexas

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  1. 16 minutes ago, RPM said:

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    Rev VIII, who died June 25 at the age of 12, was a gentle soul, all right. A big girl, too. So big, in fact, that Lane Bingham, the 22-year-old former cadet who built her coffin, was forced to alter the standard dimensions.

    And when her pallbearers went to lower the mahogany-stained pine casket into the grave north of Kyle Field next to her seven predecessors -- who lie paws up, so they can see a scoreboard installed entirely for their benefit -- the former handlers made a startling discovery.

    The hole wasn't big enough.

    https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/collegesports/2018/08/30/funeral-befitting-staple-aggie-traditionreveille-viii-returned-kyle-field-dirt

     

    aggy engineering. Or did the hole fill in and walls collapse due to sewer water? 

  2. 37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    He’s absolutely right. We could schedule them 12 games each year and go 9-3. Sounds good.

    I like your math. But fuck them. 27-25. Those little jizz sucking, dog worshipping hicks can sit in the "station" and suck bama cock. 

     

  3. 12 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

    Texas needs Aggy like an astronaut needs a bad fart in a pressurized suit.

    or getting hit by an asteroid. Now if we could just steer one towards aggyland we could make the stadium implosion GIF so much cooler. 

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

    I can see snow. It’s not so bad.

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    I can see a cold beer and there is a breeze coming off the river. I think I will, at 45, survive this summer. Plus I bet there is a rabid grizzly up there that would eat your ass. 

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