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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

But we won't make the sex-bots do that, right?

RIGHT?

I'm not going to have sex with any robot that doesn't beep and boop. And it better through in an "oh, I'm cumputing!" at just the right moment, too.

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22 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm not going to have sex with any robot that doesn't beep and boop. And it better through in an "oh, I'm cumputing!" at just the right moment, too.

Ill-timed advertisements on the free versions are going to create a lot of problematic car insurance fetishes.

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It should have to go “beep boop beep boop boop” or produce lines of text that say “computing” before producing anything so it’s clear its a robot.

And if you ask it forbidden or dangerous questions it should say

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER DANGER

21 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Ill-timed advertisements on the free versions are going to create a lot of problematic car insurance fetishes.

We probably will start seeing people in commercials a whole lot hotter than Flo with their own sex bots that try to sell you insurance the whole time.

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