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SydneyCarton

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SydneyCarton last won the day on June 19

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  1. With the news that Guervil is going to commit to Florida being confirmed by Bobby this morning, I wonder if this place can handle the caterwauling we’re all about to experience.
  2. Imagine thinking Austin Powers 2 was a cinematic tour de force save the performance of Heather Graham.
  3. Listen, I don’t need you painting the target on my back for @RomaVicta any larger.
  4. I’d have gone with: ”But a lamb, tho…”
  5. I’m of the opinion those posters have been walking around with their pink sock dragging behind them like a vestigial tail for years now. It’s nothing new.
  6. Saban got a “Saban discount” for players going to Alabama for years. We don’t have the track record to sell that yet…but we’re pretty close. Put double digits into the draft again this season and that is a sales pitch. That being said that might be a hell of a task this year. Muhammad, taffe, Hill, goosby, the transfer TE, who else?
  7. Are you under the impression I’m a 995er? Or have made predictions on any of these recruits landing at Texas? feel free to quote all the posts where I predicted any of these specific recruits to Texas. I’ll wait. Before I ask my own questions.
  8. That green number is Rep, not post count.
  9. You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot.
  10. Jesus. There hasn’t been this much pussy rubbing since the last time Satya watched Schindler’s List.
  11. 28 upvotes… as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.
  12. Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?
  13. It’s Sydney, you shit-spelling fuck.
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