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burntorangebongos

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  1. Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
  2. The smart ones learn to edge and hold onto the need and focus on the woman. Breathe thru your eyeballs and experience the sublime universal power of love, dude.
  3. Regarding sex drives, it does drop. And also , the walls are thinner or something because sex hurts some for a lot of us. Lube up and really focus on her clit. Once she gets super worked up, you can see from there if that eases her pain enough for penetration. But hurting so good can be fun, with a generous lover. If she is shutting you down a lot, this could be why. Offer back messages with lots of oils and enjoy touching her with no goal in mind. This is the kind of thoughtful behavior that makes her want to try. Most women don't want to give up on intimacy and sex. Focus on being intimate and patient and this will go a long way.
  4. I've got some red blend here too. But I decided to go with beer tonight. I want to find a good silly movie, drink beer and laugh. I just caught Hot Tub Time Machine the last week or so or I'd go there tonight.
  5. The peeps recommending cooling blankets and window units for her have the right idea. Most of the misery is lack off sleep. Waking up soaking wet and having to shower and change only for it to happen again after you finally drift off is a beating that would make most of you fucks cry like little bitches. The mood swings weren't too bad for me but I'm an asshole normally so I was more myself, if anything. Saying something like, "I'm so sorry you are going through this, it hurts me to see you so miserable... nobody deserves that." when she says a mean thing might catch her off guard and buy you time to make your escape. But more importantly, it might help her to think about working through things differently instead of making you the target of her ire. She'll come out of this and if you've been a supportive nice guy through this, it will likely earn you brownie points big time. There are a couple of guys with their experiences and how they were supportive that makes me want to suck their dicks. I'm sure their ladies show how appreciative they are. Just saying.
  6. I think the little dude pissed himself in his excitement. Haha
  7. Yup, the Dune books were packed and you had to go to the back of the books to look up words in the index. There are so many characters and places to know that as a reader, you needed help. But it is worth reading.
  8. What in the actual fuck? How is fast food anything like car share rides? The whole point that people eat fast food aside from convenience is that the price is as consistent as the food quality should be at a known brand. This seems like a fail.
  9. How did she benefit exactly? I need to see said dick to be able to properly access if this was truly a "benefit".
  10. I'd like to see pics of said pole to be able to answer this properly.
  11. Hot tub time machine.....what? I like the 80s.
  12. Obliterated was funny and fast paced. It worked for me. Only 8 episodes.
  13. Cute little dude. His hairline is straight as fuck. Don't think I've seen that before.
  14. I got ahold of a couple of bottles of wine tonight. It tastes real good.
  15. My friend said she got cut off from using my Netflix, and they sent me something that I didn't pay attention to about my account being used elsewhere blah blah blah. I didn't think anything of it since I voluntarily shared it and so big deal if it is gong away. My Netflix monthly amount goes up and I am like "inflation is such a bitch!" and go on about my life. Fast forward to last weekend and I go visit her and go to put my Netflix on her TV. Guess who still has Netflix and why my bill went up? I thought they were cutting her off, but I think the shit letter they sent me was to either bump my friend off or we will bill you to pay for her too. Fuck, okay, but I was thinking of dumping Netflix for a while to catch up on Hulu shows and now I got baggage. FML
  16. Bevoette can post scat porn since this thread got its name from her sense of humor. Errbody else needs to post funny animal pics and videos.
  17. Yeah, why can't he get a 0% interest credit card and transfer the debt from some of the high interest cards? If the credit score is decent, they will likely let you have one. I used to do that when I needed to buy something big. I kept moving the debt to a zero interest card offer. That was back in the 90s so maybe things have changed. But credit card companies don't care where they get their money from, just as long as they get it.
  18. Wordle 961 2/6* 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  21. Randall's, Safeway, Vons are all the same company. I think the parent name is Albertsons
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