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Beau Vine

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  1. Woman walks into a bar. She says, “I’ll have an entendre. Make it a double.” So the bartender gave it to her.
  2. Avs fans were claiming that this was a clean hit about this time last year:
  3. We are actually in Denton for a wedding, but I appreciate the heads-up. Neighbors on one side had a dead pecan tree fall (I had hinted several times that they should take it down) and took out part of our fence. Neighbor on the other side had a tree branch go through her dining room window. We actually just spent $2500 3 days ago to take down a 100+ yo oak tree that recently died. So everything turned out OK for us. Glad we missed it.
  4. Denver Post columnist crying about the Benn hit:
  5. HOLY FUCK, Seguin put one in the net! It must be our night...
  6. Weadeater, cheez-it's or Gin & Juice. Guess which one I'd rather attend. The Beef O'Brady Bowl?
  7. It's the hockey version of "charging, count the basket" that NCAA basketball refs used to love so much.
  8. Highlights from today's Rockies-WhiteSox game:
  9. Amazing collection of horrible names: SOme of these are seriously worse than Utah Jazz.
  10. I have to seriously cull my library next week. Anyone want 20 years of Baseball Prospectuses (Prospecti?)? I will box and ship at cost.
  11. That's what I meant. It was over by the UNT campus. Their big problem was that there was a skeezy nightclub right next to it and shootings happened regularly there. NTSU's star RB got shot and killed in the parking lot one night. Well yeah.
  12. Pretty sure that's the Denton Pizza Hut, which, like the Von Erichs, used to be pretty fucking good but tragically died too soon. Turned into a Swenson's IIRC.
  13. I have seen a lot of aggy grudgingly admit that Jimbo did the same thing that he did at F$U. What I have not seen is any of them look at F$U to gauge how long it will take the clean out the shit-infested culture Jimbo created.
  14. Well, that's how he knows it's not fun or satisfying! Do you have any idea how many chimps he has killed with his bare hands?
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