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Beau Vine

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  1. Whoa, Stanton did something!
  2. I went to a college game last night, and it was awesome to see ice again.
  3. Another ugly day at America's Most Charming College Football Stadium (tm):
  4. How in the hell did NM beat UCLA?
  5. Cool -- Ivy League champs will be in the FCS playoffs now.
  6. We did that 1 time, and we got stuck in a long line behind an 18-wheeler.
  7. They're both wearing Princeton helmets, dummy.
  8. Both teams wearing colors in Princeton-Columbia...
  9. They hired the finest waiters, they had checkered table cloths Someone took a Polaroid so the moment wasn't lost And all that you could eat on a Chinese food buffet But when Jesus read his cookie It said "stay at home today"
  10. No, he's just stupid.
  11. Thats my boy!
  12. I remember one time Milo Hamilton tried to say "Pete Harnisch" and nothing but "PENIS" came out. He's still Penis Harnisch to me.
  13. "Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
  14. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/23/professors-us-south-leaving
  15. Can't stop being American guy needs to die a painful death.
  16. Palencia is terrifying. I'd rather face Mason Miller, because he's not going to hit you in the face.
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