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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/27/22 in all areas

  1. Tl:dr-awesome texas ball at the bottom from the 2006 champ game, father in-law looks like woody harrelson, acts like him too but somehow got to his good side to make a dream come true. *I titled it “story” because it’ll be long, I apologize but it’s Sunday so why not read. In 2005/2006, I was a spry 14 years old and already a diehard longhorn. I remember the cotton bowl against LSU when Roy went off and that was the confirmation I wanted to cheer for the burnt Orange for life. I decided to chase my golf career and wasn’t “Texas good”so never technically went there but convinced my brother years before to go and so I was in Austin a ton during my high school years. During the year, we all know the year, I had a feeling it was the time. During that game itself on the 4th down, I was jumping up and down so much that our giant, not flat screen had broken the stand it was on. One of the best moment for my life as I’m sure many others here. Anyway, fast forward to 2018 and I met the love of my life and also got to meet her father. We got to talking about sports and found out he was a USC fan and once I said I was a longhorn fan, he started to laugh hysterically as I stood in confusion. He goes “shut up and follow” and into the garage we went. He grabbed this box in the corner and out comes this Football that says “2006 National Championship game” with some autos on it and the first one I see, is Vince. Holy hell. Then leinart, then Reggie, then Mack then Pete then…well lendale. I’m sweating, shaking, I’m like this is the holy grail for me. He says, “if you treat my daughter well and marry her, I’ll give it to you.” Im Like whoa that’s a.. “ha im just kidding, I can’t give this away, I won it at this private banquet where only 5 chairs had a note for a ball underneath and I had one of those. No way can I let this go”. I’m like you jackass because he is in a semi-endearing way. Somehow 4 years later I was engaged to his daughter. We had to visit him because, well, of liver issues from years of you know what. It wasn’t looking pretty. After he got out of the hospital, he was still in tons of pain from procedures and just everything but he got out of our sight and we were scurrying to find him. Well, he was in the garage looking at the ball. I approached and he turned and said, “this is just in a box in my garage, I know you will enjoy this more than me. Don’t fuck with my daughter or this ball will not only be in your body but will be way up there. You know how my daughter likes the packers, yeah you know what I mean.” Note taken. Sure it’s not game used but to get a high quality item from the greatest game in history, at least in my and any smart person’s eyes. Not only did I jump up and down during the game, but I did over a decade later when I got it home. I know the recent years have been painful but I wouldn’t change the joy that picking the horns has brought me as well as an item I thought I’d never own. (Also some future heart attacks but that goes unneeded to be said) Hook em! 🤞please work photo🤞
    20 points
  2. It’s Chris Rock. A comedian. Making fun of your wife who you allow to get fucked by other dudes.
    16 points
  3. Academy Awards board: well, THAT was too much diversity!
    15 points
  4. 14 points
  5. The Biden 82nd airborne pizza eating photo? My son is in this photo.
    14 points
  6. Dude couldn’t even knock scrawny ass Chris Rock over with a free punch. No wonder that pussy had to flee Philly.
    13 points
  7. Joke going around A joke from Moscow: "According to Putin the special military operation is really a conflict between Russia and NATO about World dominance. Whats the situation now?" "Russia has lost 15000 troops, 6 generals, 500 tanks, 3 ships, 100 aircraft and 1000 trucks. NATO hasn't arrived yet."
    13 points
  8. What a dumb (but admittedly funny) post from a moderator. He's already been crowd sourced as @GRHorn. He admits it, there's no guessing. So why does it fucking matter if he is sourced again? He just creates a new handle, nobody has him on ignore list so he shits on more threads and creates more drama. This is at least purportedly what you don't want, but your policy on socks isn't aligned to that. I don't really care what the policy is but bitching on people to put users on ignore lists and then asking people to crowd source trolls just so they can create a new account is really stupid.
    13 points
  9. We have had at least two full-time, Russophilic professional trolls pushing dezinformatsiya on this community going back to Shaggy days and they are incredibly toxic to this community. GRUHorn = Immaculate Vibes/Bravo/Caponata DSA = Fozz/Donkey Cigars/likely bangkok currently. We've crowd sourced them dozens of times and they come back immediately, spreading dezinformatsiya with the exact same posting style and shitting up discourse all across the board. Sometimes, they come back with a new sock, sometimes it's an old username that they've cultivated. They often start using a new account while still using the old one. As posters, we can only do so much and can only do it so fast. It can take us weeks to crowd source them, while it takes them minutes to grab a new account using a VPN and resume trolling. There is an understandable resistance in this community to owners/mods banning posters still lingering from the HF/blinking envelope days, but professional trolls are using that to poison our community. One of the only rules here is no trolling. You own this place, just fucking ban him and then ban everyone of his subsequent usernames when he pulls the same bullshit. Instead, the board crowd sourced GRUHorn/Caponata a week or so ago. Someone gave him a shitload of rep points and brought him back to continue spreading more dezinformatsiya. We need backup from the site ownership/mods if y'all want a place free of Russian trolling.
    13 points
  10. Very cool to have a former player cater the event. From Mrs. Studdard's FB:
    13 points
  11. You act like this stance is an expression of your sophisticated, worldly, nuanced outlook. In fact it is simply a refusal to exercise critical thinking capacity and to instead throw up your hands because you don’t want to do the work. It’s not even that hard to sift through the disinfo/misinfo and even to see the difference in quantity, quality, and aim. (Hint: the Ukrainians do it a lot less, much less toxically, and are trying to keep up morale as they are invaded). Usually people behave like this when they are aware that critically thinking will lead them places that they don’t want to go and that they might have to abandon a position that they’ve gotten comfortable with.
    13 points
  12. Go fuck yourself
    12 points
  13. When Lindsey Graham said this a couple of weeks ago during an interview on Fox, the left exploded with outrage. Yesterday, the President of the United States said the same thing and now it is OK. This is a perfect example of the hypocritical left. You're lying. Shocking, I know. Lindsey Graham encouraged someone within Putin's inner circle to rise up and kill him, not just have him removed. And the left didn't "explode with outrage." The general consensus was, "I can't believe that Lindsey Graham, of all people, had the balls to say that out loud...but a United States senator probably shouldn't be publicly advocating for the murder of other world leaders." Nice try, though.
    12 points
  14. 11 points
  15. For the love of god why couldn’t Chris Rock think up “damn Will, you would have been less pissed if I slept with your wife”
    10 points
  16. I haven’t seen an award show assault like this one since Frank Drebin karate chopped Phil Donahue
    10 points
  17. Can you mother fuckers crowd source this clown already?
    10 points
  18. I have her cutting grass, which my neighbors look at us like why are you cutting your own grass. Lol. Because she gon learn today is what I tell them. She cuts grass. Takes the trash out. Empties the dishwasher and so on. She wanted a certain kind of bed she saw on tik tok so we built it. She ran the saw and did all the measuring under my watchful eye. She was 12. We filled, sanded, stained it, and put LEDs underneath it. She was so proud of her bed when we were finished. I teach her how to jump a car and change a tire. I had her shifting the stick in my mustang when she was 10. All the same stuff my dad taught me I teach her. She will probably never tile. Never lay flooring. Never do a tuneup. Never cut grass. Never build a bed again, but she knows how. She is an 8th grader. Trying to teach a kid hard work and value is difficult to do in this day and age. We do the best we can with what we have to work with. The cool part is even though she is still an immature, insecure middle school kid you can see it developing. My wife is like a princess, so prim and proper. She introduces her to different foods to broaden her palate, teaches her how to behave, and read her books every night until she was 10. So now we have this child who is girly in certain areas, but has my rough, no fucks given attitude in others. Its fun to see. Here is to hoping she finds her way to being a solid human being. She is also an idealist, tree-hugging humanitarian. So hopefully she moves right next to Johnny Sack in his waning years. She will no doubt have the leftist of her day sign in her yard. She already let her friends know our house is a safe haven for anyone who is LGBTQ, and they can be themselves here. I can't imagine what she might do by the time she is old enough to move next door to Sack.
    9 points
  19. Negged for posting ZeroHedge, you Russian troll.
    9 points
  20. “CRT” has become the new “nigger” for republicans.
    9 points
  21. Based on this report. I revise my 10 win prediction down to 4
    9 points
  22. Don't take it to heart, Penelope. At least our hormones get better, low T just stays with a guy year in and year out.
    8 points
  23. I don't know, can we?
    8 points
  24. Wait a minute ... So Russia calls for “regime change” in Ukraine, launches a massive invasion to effect it, and it’s a reckless for Biden to state the 100% correct opinion that Putin has to go? Go fuck yourself.
    8 points
  25. Banged a Wiccan chick back in college. She insisted I spooge into some potion bowl when it was time. I was all, fuck that D&D bullshit, and let loose on the drapes.
    8 points
  26. I am pleased to hear that two college dropouts are setting out to reform education in the United States. This is exactly the type of forward thinking we need.
    8 points
  27. I was sick of Will Smith, his attention whore wife, and his weirdo kids well before this. And now we'll have to hear more bullshit about these dipshits. The entire family can fuck right off.
    7 points
  28. It's unbelievable to see such catastrophic execution in near real time. Like watching a Tom Herman coached team run the same stupid play that doesn't work over, over, over.
    7 points
  29. Not shamed to admit, Chef Andres makes me cry. Makes me wish I’d done something like that with my life. I love feeding people. It’s one of the purest acts of giving, on an elemental, base human level. And he has turned it into a force-multiplied behemoth of good. It’s humbling to watch. He’s my favorite person on earth these days. If we’re still thinking of “off ramps” - and we should, because we can’t let perfect be the enemy of “good enough for now,” this is an outcome I can see. A heavily militarized border between “separatist” Ukraine and Ukraine. Ukraine’s goal should be to push that border to be as close to the pre-war border as possible. That’s….bad shit. Do I understand? Fuck yes I do. That is, purportedly, a group of artillery men who had been shelling Kharkiv, a civilian stronghold. They are war criminals, and should be treated as such…..after following the process. What the Ukrainians are doing to them is a war crime, and no matter how much we might understand viscerally why they’d do so….it should stop. It won’t. Because war is by definition and nature an eraser of all human order and boundaries. This happens. In the blood and dirt and fire, there are very few pure good guys.
    7 points
  30. Kevin was having some incontinence problems. Been a rough time for him as he has to go wait in his room while we eat (not acceptable for him to beg from the baby), and also me going to work more frequently after a few years of remote work. He was getting very upset and then just losing control of his bladder. Took him to the vet to check for health problems and long story short we thought there might be a terminal thing going on and it instead turned out to be discospondolotis or however you spell the thing that sounds like that. An actual infection in his spine causing pain and muscle issues. After a round of antibiotics, he’s much better. Turning 13 in a week. Jeeez, I keep thinking he’s coming up on the end and he surprises me by bouncing back.
    7 points
  31. Is Biden trying to foment violence against Americans that don’t agree with him? No? then I don’t give a shit
    7 points
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