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  1. Good game guys. A no doubter, the better team won, best of luck the rest of the way.
    65 points
  2. Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 5 sacks 2 INTs ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT. who fucking quit? Bama. you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? bitches we coming to own your ass. kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !
    64 points
  3. My daughter sent this to me from campus tonight. 😁
    56 points
  4. Not to be one of the weepy drunk dudes that @Hank Scorpio mentioned earlier, but the events on Maui have made this one of the most trying months of my life as a healthcare provider/human being and this is my first day off since 08/08. Much needed dub. Lfggggg
    34 points
  5. We finally fucking did it. Excellent in all 3 phases. This is our springboard. Make it count.
    33 points
  6. Spoiler alert: this isn't going in the getting laid 2023 thread. Turns out when your wife asks how you want to celebrate the Texas win, you're not supposed to say "browse Surly while watching the Pokes and Sun Devils in Pac 12 after dark while drinking aggy tears".
    30 points
  7. The stats are true, Texas wins if the QB makes it past the first quarter vs Alabama.
    30 points
  8. Just checked available WiFi networks in the RV lot...
    29 points
  9. Been watching our game and lots of P12 action, so missed the end, but congrats, Horns. A win at Bryant-Denny is as big as it gets. Well done.
    28 points
  10. Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5. Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment. Go Clones.
    27 points
  11. I just sat in a bar full of randoms the entire game in San Diego and cheered my ass off - to where some guy I was next to told me to keep it down. I then had multiple staff members tell me: "What? This is a sports bar. Fuck that guy" This city is cool. That guy was a dickhead. All the Bama fans that were there with me can go fuck all the way off. I'm now next door at a dive bar about to have several cocktails. I may go to the beach later and pass out in the sand to the sound of the waves. I don't know. I don't really care. It's a great night to be a Texas fan. We're finally fucking back. And it's real this time.
    26 points
  12. Buried my uncle today. Another Horn who will have to watch the glory from beyond. Prepare your anus and have a hanky, tide. You’re about to find out.
    25 points
  13. Greenspoint went from saying Texas had no shot against Alabama to now saying they're a 7-8 win team. Totally expected from him.
    24 points
  14. Well I guess we're getting a head start in making this conference our bitch
    24 points
  15. Not gonna say it's tOSU 2005, but it's damn close. Well done, gentlemen.
    23 points
  16. How many teams have gone into victory formation in Bryant Denny the past 15 years?
    22 points
  17. I expected another blown second half lead and the game went more or less on that script for three quarters. These guys flipped the fucking script in the final frame. It wasn’t perfect, it wasn’t always pretty, and hell, we learned that some facets of this team have a lot more to work on than we realized. But this team did something tonight that it’s consistently failed to do for two years and was well on its way to failing at again. They found a way to get it done anyway. Yeah Bama gave them some gifts but that’s Bama’s fucking problem. I’m so happy for these kids. Credit to Sark too. He was a (the?) main reason I predicted a L so I would be remiss not to give him his due. Not only was his team prepared for the fight and the environment, one they hadn’t really experienced a true analog for, but that was easily his best called game against a good team at Texas, on the whole. There’s things to work on and it’s likely some setback(s) awaits later this year. But not tonight. Tonight should be savored.
    22 points
  18. What's wild is that if our receivers don't drop passes that hit them right on the fucking hands, Ewers has 500 yards and 5 TDs with like a 90% completion rate. He was nails the entire night.
    22 points
  19. Zero sacks. We got Millroe 5 times
    21 points
  20. In the shoe. At night. At Bryant Denny. At night. Who’s next, bitches?
    21 points
  21. HALF PRICE AT SOUTH AUSTIN’S MOM’S HOUSE!
    21 points
  22. I just wanted to stop by and say Fuck the Brocks
    20 points
  23. It may be a prime time to ask for donations for prosthetic limbs while everyone is in a fine mood right now.
    19 points
  24. 19 points
  25. [emoji869][emoji869][emoji869][emoji869] Drove back from a memorial service in Houston. Listened to the first 3 quarters on the drive, was back in time to see the 4th quarter. Hook em!
    19 points
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