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  1. Starsky & Hutch. Colt & Jordan Shipley. Crockett & Tubbs. Jake & Elwood. Bonnie & Clyde. Butch & Sundance. Beavis & Butthead. Sure, there have been more famous duos….but their time has come and gone. Brisket & MIA? Now is our time to shine. Today is the day that legends are made. Or, completely made up because we’re old men with some limitations. Let’s not quibble. We will apprise the world of our progress. We will watch a game. Lord willing, we will taunt loser Sooners with a corn dog after the game. It’s 192 miles to Fair Park, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a roll of Tums, it’s 5:00 a.m. (AND OU STILL SUCKS) and we’re wearing reading glasses.
    82 points
  2. Fuck OU. we gave that game to them. It used to be the Cotton Bowl was the biggest game of the year. take care of business and beat OU for the big 12 championship - oddly against our instincts that’s the bigger game of the year. It’s still ours to take. No way a one loss Texas Big 12 champion is kept out of the playoffs with a win at Bama and a revenge win over OU. Goals still in sight. fuck OU. Man up.
    43 points
  3. Let me get this straight... We were missing 4 starters most of the game. We turned the ball over 3 times. We dropped a pick in our own end zone. We committed a bunch of mental penalties. And we still almost won. And you think it's the coach's fault that we didn't? Yeah, the goal line stand playcalling sucked. But, the fake punt was great. The 4th and 1 touchdown pass was great. Sark did not lose this game, guys. We made too many mistakes on the field. And, we're going to win the rematch in a couple of months.
    38 points
  4. 1st and goal on the 1 enters the chat
    32 points
  5. @Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire. Prove me wrong.
    30 points
  6. If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.
    23 points
  7. Well, we bumblefucked our way to this win, thank goodness for playing an even more inept opponent. You're welcome for not having to hear Aggy crowing about your game today, glad to be the distraction needed, especially against Jumbo Fister.
    22 points
  8. The odds are pretty good we’ll eventually find out that Jason St. Pierre is a pedophile.
    20 points
  9. probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.
    19 points
  10. I was walking from a restaurant to our hotel downtown just now by myself. Wife and kids had gone ahead while I paid the bill and finished the wine. Standing at an intersection waiting for the lights to change. I’m in a burnt orange polo. A car coming at me into the intersection and turning to their left honks hard and the passenger windows are open. Two okie females are hanging out of the windows and they’re screaming “fuck Texas!!” at me for whatever reason. One of them hocks a loogie in my direction but the wind and their turning motion causes it to somehow blow back into the car. Driver’s swerving and audibly screaming at her as they head away. I view that as a good omen. I laughed hard.
    19 points
  11. 18 points
  12. !!! Per Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247): ************************************************ I was able to briefly speak with five-star Texas EDGE commit Colin Simmons who tells me he will be in attendance for the Longhorns game vs Oklahoma tomorrow. He also told me he’ll have these teammates accompanying him on the trip from Duncanville to Fair Park. -2024 DL Alex January (Texas commit) -2024 S Kadavian Dotson (SMU commit) -2025 five-star WR Dakorien Moore (LSU commit) -2026 four-star EDGE Kevin Ford Jr. (No. 1 player in Texas) Pretty good way to cap off the eve of Red River Shootout, I’ll see y’all tomorrow morning! *********************************************************
    18 points
  13. Absolutely putrid playcalling on this play. Ewers has been 1 incompletion from perfect after a poor start. OU had no answer for our passing game and you call that play? You don't even give Ewers a shot to put this game away. Sark played for the FG. I did think he was going to nut up and go for it on 4th down and maybe that 3rd down play call made sense but nope. Sark was playing for a damn near 50yd FG with a ton of time left to only be up 3.
    16 points
  14. The 4 runs on the goal line? Up tempo with 4 min left leaving OU with plenty of time to drive for the winning score? Running the ball on 3-9? Im sure there are plenty of other instances.
    16 points
  15. im just here for the overreactions
    16 points
  16. I'm sure it had nothing to do with you telling them you were bringing your friend from the internet.
    16 points
  17. Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken. We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss. It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.
    16 points
  18. Howdy Ags: My wife and I are both proud Alabama Alums (Roll Damn Tide). We love Coach Saban and Alabama football…well, maybe more than we love our kids (j/k). We decided when we were engaged that we would figure out how to budget for season tickets, and would always live within driving distance of T-Town so we could attend every game. In the 7 years since the Mrs. made me the luckiest man in the world, we’ve never missed a home game. Today we made our first trip to Kyle Field. The Fightin’ Texas Aggies have been such a great addition to the SEC, that we decided to start saving for this road trip a few years back. We haven’t really had any personal encounters with A&M folks (unless you count hearing Finebaum callers as a “personal encounter”) but we’ve been looking forward to this game at Kyle Field since we circled it on our calendar 3 long years ago. Well, I’ve gotta tell y’all, we were worried that our non-refundable motel reservations and ticket money would be wasted, because of our recent encounter with other people from Texas. In week two, we sat next to folks from Texas, that were cheering on the Longhorns. I tried to make pleasant conversation with them so we could discuss our matchup, but they were so rude and classless that any civil conversation became impossible. In fact, the woman in the group (at least I THINK it was a woman) let it slip to my wife that none of them had even attended the school…they were just T shirt fans that had been influenced by the Lame-Stream sports media to worship at the puke-orange altar. It's disgusting that the SEC violated the "Gentleman's Agreement" and let these woke liberal losers into our conference, and Sankey should have to answer for it I told my wife that I never wanted to be around any Texas people ever again, and she plans to tell our kids to cross the street if they every see anybody in that ugly shade of orange. We liked Coach Sark well enough when he was here...well, if he was good enough for Coach Saban, he was good enough for us, but it's obvious that he must be be back on the bottle if he wants to live in a liberal hellhole like Austin. Anyway, after that horrible interaction with Texas "fans", I told the wife that we should cancel the trip to Kyle Field and eat the financial loss. I had no intention of spending any money in Texas. The wife was outraged at the thought. She’s every bit the fan that I am, and she’s always wanted to experience the pageantry and tradition of Kyle Field, since she was a young girl. Her father served in Korea, and she'd been hearing about Texas Aggies her entire life. She insisted that we go. She told me “I’ll bet that we win the game, but I know that we’ll lose halftime”. Well, she was right on both counts. Although I confess, Coach Saban was lucky to get the win (and a few calls went our way). Boy, we’d never been to a place as grand as Kyle Field, and we’ve never met such terrific fans before today. You see, when we first arrived on campus, we had lost our bearings a bit. A very nice fella’ in overalls noticed that we looked confused, and came over and introduced himself. Turns out, he was a retired military vet from the Fightin’ Texas Aggie class of ‘71. He invited us to his tailgate, where we were offered cold drinks and a big bowl of chili. The chili was a bit on the cheesy side (and the wife is lactose intolerant) and beans don’t agree with me anymore, so we passed on the food. Anyway, our host JimBob and his friends told us many wonderful stories about their time at A&M. JimBob told one particularly funny story about how, when he was a "fish", he was working on y'all's Bonfire, and the fella’s up on top peed on his head! He said that it was a bit embarrassing to get his helmet wet, but he knew it was part of being an Aggie, and soon enough, he’d be the one doing the peeing. By that time, it was getting close to kickoff, and JimBob and his friends made sure that we knew how to find our seats, and asked us to stop by the post-game tailgate, win or lose. We thanked them all for their service, and for their hospitality. We wanted to join them after the game, but somehow we got lost, because we couldn’t find them in that spot where we thought they were before the game. I guess we were so blown away by the game day experience at Kyle Field that we got turned around. Well anyway Ags, as I write this my ears are ringing from the crowd noise today. Kyle is the loudest place we’ve ever been. I expect the Ags to win out, and look forward to seeing you in the playoffs! Jimbo has y’all on the right track.
    15 points
  19. You guys always say this when things don't go our way. We got outplayed. This game was won on the OFF SCRIPT plays. Period.
    15 points
  20. Surly, this is Peppers. She was born on the day we won the Shootout in 2008. I just had a talk with her. She says she's seen some low moments in the match-up, but today isn't one of them. She says Texas dominates the 3rd Q and holds on in a wild 4th Q for the win. I can't wait to see it.
    15 points
  21. This is a really stupid post.
    13 points
  22. I think they’re supposed to be girls.
    13 points
  23. They know what your car's gonna smell like.
    13 points
  24. Who gives a shit about what OU does. Let’s take care of business on our end.
    12 points
  25. Fuck all you pussies saying ball game. Texas might not win but you all are quitters.
    12 points
  26. Wordle 840 3/6 🟩🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩[emoji834]🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Made Wordle my bitch, like the Horns will be doing to the Sooner fucks in 5 hours [emoji1598]
    12 points
  27. We will use this loss as a learning experience and as a motivator to make it to Arlington. The next time we see the gooners we will win by two touchdowns and win the conference. They can keep the golden hat as a consolation prize.
    11 points
  28. From SECRant: mrbroker Alabama Fan Sylacauga Alabama Member since Jul 2011 15989 posts Online Alabama 26 @ Texas A&M 20 Final - CBS - Survive and advancePosted on 10/7/23 at 7:12 pm to Flying DeLorean saw a bunch of TAMU fans doing the horns down to the TV. Are they taking a dig at UT when their team is playing Bama, or is there another meaning for that sign.
    11 points
  29. Jesus he was 31-37 for over 300 yards led us from behind and the only play that hurt us was the first INT.
    11 points
  30. Game was lost on OU 1 yard line. One of the biggest chokes in Longhorn history.
    11 points
  31. Thanks for jinxing the game you dipshits
    11 points
  32. Jesus Christ, we're down 7, you gaping fucking vaginas. Calm down.
    11 points
  33. Own the 4th and this game is ours. Let’s fuck their shit up.
    10 points
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